Boo Khaki Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Of course, I haven't actually read any articles or commentaries on her late Maj's personal method of eating pears, so if it turns out that it is something as wild as sticking them up her hoop, I reserve the right to closely examine the testimony and draw my own conclusions. Note- "testimony", not "evidence". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Boo Khaki said: Of course, I haven't actually read any articles or commentaries on her late Maj's personal method of eating pears, so if it turns out that it is something as wild as sticking them up her hoop, I reserve the right to closely examine the testimony and draw my own conclusions. Note- "testimony", not "evidence". Never mind individual statements on the pear eating issue, let's get together and have a Conference..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 There was a historical drama on a few years ago, Cranworth or something, where the only acceptable way for a lady to eat fruit was on her own in a room with the curtains closed. Make fruit special! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Didn't know you were friends with @BTFD One of my dummy Google searches, purely to throw the bizzies off the scent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: There was a historical drama on a few years ago, Cranworth or something, where the only acceptable way for a lady to eat fruit was on her own in a room with the curtains closed. Make fruit special! Hmm... if you were going to stick it up yer arsehole, that would be the perfect set of circumstances under which to indulge. Edit - I'd imagine so, anyway. Edited August 8, 2023 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Royal pearage? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 9 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Hmm... if you were going to stick it up yer arsehole, that would be the perfect set of circumstances under which to indulge. Edit - I'd imagine so, anyway. Not for the camera crew outside the window. (I've never seen Cranworth) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 I decided to do some further research on the topic and I found this The royal family's eating habits have long been a source of fascination. Known for their sweet teeth, the senior royals often finish a meal with a piece of fruit, with bananas, apples, pineapples, peaches, grapes and pears on the menu for the Queen, Princess Anne and co. – but did you know about the unusual way they eat them? In line with a long-standing tradition, royals aren't allowed to eat food using their hands. Source "Royals' unusual fruit-eating habits": Hello Magazine 9th june 2021https://www.hellomagazine.com/cuisine/20210609115011/royal-fruit-eating-habits-revealed/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 They have to dook for their apples all year round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 (edited) Camilla's method of eating hers through a tennis racket was frowned upon the first time she joined them for dinner. Edited August 9, 2023 by 'WellDel 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 The royals are an absolute national freakshow that we're also supposed to worship. People just can't get enough of the weird details of their lives, and would be disappointed to find out they do anything at all like everyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 FFS will somebody just provide a brief rundown on this 'unusual way they eat fruit' please? Am I f**k giving Hello! magazine clicks. The 'unusual way' is just going to be some utterly banal shite like the fruit is peeled for them and they eat it with a fork or something, isn't it? #notobsessedwiththeroyals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Talking aboot the Royals.. the Groom of the Stool post hasn't been filled since the early 1900s... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Bob in Denny said: Talking aboot the Royals.. the Groom of the Stool post hasn't been filled since the early 1900s... That'll be why they're full of .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: FFS will somebody just provide a brief rundown on this 'unusual way they eat fruit' please? Am I f**k giving Hello! magazine clicks. The 'unusual way' is just going to be some utterly banal shite like the fruit is peeled for them and they eat it with a fork or something, isn't it? #notobsessedwiththeroyals They probably eat the peel and pits too, the weirdos. 2 hours ago, Bob in Denny said: Talking aboot the Royals.. the Groom of the Stool post hasn't been filled since the early 1900s... I'm sure I remember the tabloids saying decades ago that King Chuck's valet was expected to do that for him. This being a normal island, absolutely nobody said, "WTF? Why are we still worshipping these idle oddballs?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 1 hour ago, BTFD said: They probably eat the peel and pits too, the weirdos. I'm sure I remember the tabloids saying decades ago that King Chuck's valet was expected to do that for him. This being a normal island, absolutely nobody said, "WTF? Why are we still worshipping these idle oddballs?" One day, and I hope it is soon, the people of the country will have a "the Emperor has no clothes" moment and go... " Eh? This waste of space thinks he was appointed by a God and we all have to worship him and appoint his descendants as Head of State be they Nobel Prize winners, warmongers, sex offenders, idiots or feckless layabouts? Aye, that'll be right!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 (edited) Banter and memes lad. Banter and fucking memes. Edited August 9, 2023 by Miguel Sanchez 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 9 hours ago, Bob in Denny said: Talking aboot the Royals.. the Groom of the Stool post hasn't been filled since the early 1900s... I can't help thinking that would be a suitable post for Therese Coffey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: I can't help thinking that would be a suitable post for Therese Coffey It's a bit worrying, but when I read that it put me in mind of the Bottom Inspectors in VIz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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