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27 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

If you don't like the first god that turns up, you can get the next one.

You'll hang around all day the God, Buddah and Mohammed will show up at the same time.

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37 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Whichever one turns up, he/she/them/it  better bring a REAL map of the middle east so that the respective nutters who both claim to know what's "theirs" can be 'kin well telt.

I hope it's Krishna just to annoy them all

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Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud - BBC News
Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud

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A builder who defrauded more than 20 customers out of £180,000 has been jailed for a year. Paul McAloon, 38, also ran up debts with four building companies which he never paid. McAloon, who pleaded guilty to the charges earlier this year, committed the offences between April 2020 and March 2022. He will also serve a year on licence following his release. McAloon wore a hat over his face as he entered the court.

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1 minute ago, HibeeJibee said:

Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud - BBC News
Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud

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A builder who defrauded more than 20 customers out of £180,000 has been jailed for a year. Paul McAloon, 38, also ran up debts with four building companies which he never paid. McAloon, who pleaded guilty to the charges earlier this year, committed the offences between April 2020 and March 2022. He will also serve a year on licence following his release. McAloon wore a hat over his face as he entered the court.

Margret, go make me a balaclava for the court the morra.   You’re no getting a fucking balaclava , use your auntie’s winter hat you tube

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7 hours ago, HibeeJibee said:

Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud - BBC News
Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud

_131802440_paulmcaloon.jpg.webp

A builder who defrauded more than 20 customers out of £180,000 has been jailed for a year. Paul McAloon, 38, also ran up debts with four building companies which he never paid. McAloon, who pleaded guilty to the charges earlier this year, committed the offences between April 2020 and March 2022. He will also serve a year on licence following his release. McAloon wore a hat over his face as he entered the court.

There's more than one normal island? 

 

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8 hours ago, HibeeJibee said:

Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud - BBC News
Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud

_131802440_paulmcaloon.jpg.webp

A builder who defrauded more than 20 customers out of £180,000 has been jailed for a year. Paul McAloon, 38, also ran up debts with four building companies which he never paid. McAloon, who pleaded guilty to the charges earlier this year, committed the offences between April 2020 and March 2022. He will also serve a year on licence following his release. McAloon wore a hat over his face as he entered the court.

Somehow the only fella in N.I. who doesn't have a balaclava to hand

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12 hours ago, HibeeJibee said:

Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud - BBC News
Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud

_131802440_paulmcaloon.jpg.webp

A builder who defrauded more than 20 customers out of £180,000 has been jailed for a year. Paul McAloon, 38, also ran up debts with four building companies which he never paid. McAloon, who pleaded guilty to the charges earlier this year, committed the offences between April 2020 and March 2022. He will also serve a year on licence following his release. McAloon wore a hat over his face as he entered the court.

When did Fonejacker get in to the building game?

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13 hours ago, HibeeJibee said:

Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud - BBC News
Fermanagh builder Paul McAloon jailed for £180k fraud

_131802440_paulmcaloon.jpg.webp

A builder who defrauded more than 20 customers out of £180,000 has been jailed for a year. Paul McAloon, 38, also ran up debts with four building companies which he never paid. McAloon, who pleaded guilty to the charges earlier this year, committed the offences between April 2020 and March 2022. He will also serve a year on licence following his release. McAloon wore a hat over his face as he entered the court.

It's very ecumenical of him to wear a Partick Thistle hat I have to say. 

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Not convinced that Diana Spencer would be down with the whole "no wanking" thing. Loads of old men have stories about her being randomly provocative for attention.

Was reminded of that recently when one of the old newspaper editors mentioned that, during a meeting, she brought up her kids being bullied at school because the other kids thought her tits were too small, and she wanted to know his opinion of her chest. You used to hear shit like that all the time when she was alive, pre-sainthood.

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50 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Not convinced that Diana Spencer would be down with the whole "no wanking" thing. Loads of old men have stories about her being randomly provocative for attention.

Was reminded of that recently when one of the old newspaper editors mentioned that, during a meeting, she brought up her kids being bullied at school because the other kids thought her tits were too small, and she wanted to know his opinion of her chest. You used to hear shit like that all the time when she was alive, pre-sainthood.

Ironic really considering her kids went to a school populated by future pig shaggers

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