RossBFaeDundee Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 (edited) Queenie's carcass will be passing through town tomorrow and delaying buses at the exact time I'll need one for work tomorrow. With that and football, she's impacted on my life far more negatively being dead than she ever did at all while alive. Almost wants to make you say 'fair play'. Edited September 10, 2022 by RossBFaeDundee 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Feel sorry for the normal folk of embra it's going to be bootlicking central from the morra Will be avoiding Edinburgh for the next few days at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I'm going to be in Dunbar on the day of the funeral, they won't close the pubs will they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said: Meanwhile I will be wondering how I will get from Dunfermline to Cowdenbeath to do my shift in social care when I can’t get over the M90! You'll need to go via Rosyth and head up the Cowdenbeath road from Inverkeithing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 2 hours ago, muirkirk nil said: Great. Now the wife thinks I been watching porn. Thanks for that, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakedee Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Great. Now the wife thinks I been watching porn. Thanks for that,Exactly the same. "And what are you watching". Was the shout from the other side of the room. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 47 minutes ago, Clown Job said: I see Andrew has absolute no shame Raking in amongst the flowers searching for teddy bears to use as bait IMO. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 35 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Feel sorry for the normal folk of embra it's going to be bootlicking central from the morra There aren't any many normal people left in Edinburgh, we're being slowly replaced by students and tourists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 29 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You'll need to go via Rosyth and head up the Cowdenbeath road from Inverkeithing. I cycle to work so that is some diversion. Bring on the Republic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 58 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Dead Queen is passing near my house tomorrow. I'll be washing my hair. I'm 'follicley challenged'. Right by my window. Had to move my bloody car to another street. Actually, I have been drinking, so nice police officer moved it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 53 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said: Meanwhile I will be wondering how I will get from Dunfermline to Cowdenbeath to do my shift in social care when I can’t get over the M90! Two days? How slowly will they be going? And as for protecting the public, can't they just get a copper to sit with Prince Andrew? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Right by my window. Had to move my bloody car to another street. Actually, I have been drinking, so nice police officer moved it for me.Hope you rigged it. [emoji102] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Hope you rigged it. Hahaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Suspect Device said: Dead Queen is passing near my house tomorrow. Frankly shocked there's no time for a quick detour via Cummings Park, Tillydrone or Seaton. Was going to say living a short hop from Pittodrie finally comes good, but I'm on the first train out of here tomorrow anyway. Phew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 3 hours ago, muirkirk nil said: Arsehole My daughter was quite surprised by that noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Chuck 3 will be checking out his new found free AirBnBs in the Aberdeen area soon now that the auld goat who was clogging up the rooms has "left" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I looked it up. They do diet advice. Patron: B. Sands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 "counted" https://twitter.com/BBCJamesCook/status/1568650853048778753?t=XIlhR8FAzdpqLzm2rVMz4A&s=19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 (edited) 24 minutes ago, doulikefish said: "counted" https://twitter.com/BBCJamesCook/status/1568650853048778753?t=XIlhR8FAzdpqLzm2rVMz4A&s=19 About the same crowd as there would've been at Elgin, if they'd been able to play... Edited September 10, 2022 by Lurkst 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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