Bairnardo Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Just now, Detective Jimmy McNulty said: Refuse to believe that this guy is the President of Belarus and not George, the permaseething chairman of your local Bowling Club committee. George looks like a 1 and done extra/storyline from Still Game in which he portrays a massive bell end 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 There's a guy in the comments of that SAM tweet tagging in BAE Systems and suggesting they buy the device and reverse engineer it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, Detective Jimmy McNulty said: Refuse to believe that this guy is the President of Belarus and not George, the permaseething chairman of your local Bowling Club committee. That shirt, tie and jacket came in a single polythene packet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welly boy Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Surely Ukraine could do a Russia and fire a few well placed missiles into the closest Nato country then blame the Russians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 47 minutes ago, steve55 said: Maybe Greenock? Wonder how many Tory MP’s found themselves in Greenock that week… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Has anyone ever met a nice Russian? Yes. Worked with Russians in a previous job and had some great nights out with them. Media/journalist types from Moscow & St Petersburg. They ain’t happy with what’s going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welly boy Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, Detective Jimmy McNulty said: Refuse to believe that this guy is the President of Belarus and not George, the permaseething chairman of your local Bowling Club committee. His Girlfriend is a Beauty Queen. He must be holding her family hostage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've never actually met any Russians to the best of my knowledge, I have however watched a lot of 80s action movies so for that reason I can tell they're absolute wrong'uns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 25 minutes ago, Detective Jimmy McNulty said: Refuse to believe that this guy is the President of Belarus and not George, the permaseething chairman of your local Bowling Club committee. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: George looks like a 1 and done extra/storyline from Still Game in which he portrays a massive bell end He doesn't ever pay for a round at the Clansman and then says something disrespectful about Isa that prompts Jack and Victor to tell him to bugger off. Bobby then lightens the mood by calling Winston a fanny. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Birds love that Tony Soprano style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 24 minutes ago, Detournement said: There's a guy in the comments of that SAM tweet tagging in BAE Systems and suggesting they buy the device and reverse engineer it. That system is ancient. Pretty sure it has vacuum valves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, Welly boy said: His Girlfriend is a Beauty Queen. He must be holding her family hostage. She only won the beauty contest because unlike all the other contestants she forgot to say she believed in world peace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Belarus joining in officially? Fake bombings? It's all gone a bit Tom Clancy now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1502347964261539841?t=UOAwD6_mXKmTSYC2w69Cwg&s=19 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, doulikefish said: https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1502347964261539841?t=UOAwD6_mXKmTSYC2w69Cwg&s=19 This very much feels like spectacle. "We know you are significantly poorer than 3 weeks ago but lol Chelsea". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've never actually met any Russians to the best of my knowledge, I have however watched a lot of 80s action movies so for that reason I can tell they're absolute wrong'uns you clearly haven't seen Red Heat or the end of Rocky IV. "Good luck". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welly boy Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 I'm not one for conspiracy theories but Segal has to be a Russian spy and not just a cook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Russian UN guy asked for a second chance to speak to the security council, said if they were targeting the maternity hospital they would have blown the whole thing up rather than just a few windows and fittings, and anyway the giant crater was caused by somebody treading on a land mine, holding a handful of screenshots from twitter. Also pictures of a supposed victim with different shades of make up, so clearly a crisis actor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've never actually met any Russians to the best of my knowledge, I have however watched a lot of 80s action movies so for that reason I can tell they're absolute wrong'uns I know a Russian guy whose name is actually Vladimir P. He speaks fluent Russian but has an English accent and uses a nickname so people probably don’t know he’s Russian on first meet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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