Who will be the next permanent manager of the Conservatives?

[Salt n Vinegar]

When's the emergency budget? 

Oh, no, sorry, silly me... When's the special fiscal event* due? 

(*Protocol would normally dictate the provision of forecasts by the Office for Budget Responsibility of the effect of the proposals ... apparently a "fiscal event" doesn't need such pointless information.) 

[BigDoddyKane]

So its Truss as expected, thats independence in the bag then

[Salt n Vinegar]

About the only thing that could make this process any more ridiculous would be if Sunak went full Trump and claimed that he actually won. 

[williemillersmoustache]

2 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

About the only thing that could make this process any more ridiculous would be if.....

the winner had to immediately travel to someone's grans holiday home in Deeside in order to ask permission to form a government.

[Salt n Vinegar]

1 minute ago, williemillersmoustache said:

the winner had to immediately travel to someone's grans holiday home in Deeside in order to ask permission to form a government.

... and someone's gran in Deeside told the winner to feck off and get that nice Mr Lycett in. 

[btb]

The result has been drawn out longer than a talent show and just like a talent show there's been precious little in evidence.

[Clown Job]

 

[Lyle Lanley]

“Time and time again he rose to the challenge and delivered to our country” 

[williemillersmoustache]

It's got all the warmth and sincerity of a school prize giving except instead of book tokens and a shitty cup, you get a country. 

[Lyle Lanley]

Liz Truss  

[Arch Stanton]

Liz Truss is a cunt...pass it on.

[19QOS19]

Thatcher Mk. II. Oh goody.

[Billy Jean King]

PMSL at 600+ cock and balls returned in a party leadership contest [emoji3]

[Mark Connolly]

81000 people chose the new Prime Minister.

[Brother Blades]

The charisma of a w**k sock.

[Arch Stanton]

What a shitshow of a country we live in when only 80000 people is enough to vote in a Prime Minister.

[dirty dingus]

From Kiev to Carlisle. She knows we're fucking off.

[williemillersmoustache]

Boris is admired from Kyiv to Carlisle. Unintentionally honest there. 

[San Starko Rover]

So 600+ ballots that said Boris

[Leith Green]

Her line on thanking Boris...........waiting for 3 people to clap.............was cringeworthy and shes only 5 minutes into the job.

Just another useless tory kunt, talking "tax cuts" which only help the fucking rich.

Jesus, she is absolutely awful as a speaker