BillyAnchor Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Reasons to be cheerful thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 "Glorified barn" to describe a certain type of 'pub' is a great turn of phrase. Paints a perfect picture in my mind's eye. I use it most weekends when arranging days out on the terraces and nights out on the town with my pals (eg "am no going to a glorified barn if a kin avoid it"). Thank you @VT for that one, and for all you do generally for The Forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 No idea who it was but I remember reading the phrase "pram emptying extravaganza" and it had me howling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 He has an eye condition you rocket. M9. Minter. The The Rangers. Ruel Street, bring yer Ma. Wha's in cherge here? You seem upset. Thank you. Thank you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Allshit Fergescum and other much-loved Rinky Sidebottomisms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Averagey-looking cocktease Scumbling Lolbion 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 2 hours ago, johnnydun said: He has an eye condition you rocket. M9. Minter. The The Rangers. Ruel Street, bring yer Ma. Wha's in cherge here? You seem upset. Thank you. Thank you. The ‘thank you’ patter is the worst turn of phrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: The ‘thank you’ patter is the worst turn of phrase. Rude c**t. Thank you. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 I do enjoy a good banhammering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Eugene Thundercùnt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 (edited) Can someone please give the story to Ruel Street, seen this phrase many times over the years. Thank you. Edited July 28, 2022 by the aggressive beggar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Fannyspangle , just a brilliant insult -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, PWL said: Eugene Thundercùnt. Somebody please post a picture of his coupon. You would never tire smackin' his pus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 8 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: No idea who first posted it but “Getting off at Haymarket” is one of my favourite bits of patter to come from this website I said this very line to the man who did my vasectomy. Probably not the greatest idea to make him pish himself laughing as he's warming up the soldering iron. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 OFTW IMVHO At least once a week I'll give out a "thanks for playing" or "at least your not upset". Does anyone else have to pretend their P&Bisms are from a guy at work or a guy at the pub or are we at the stage in society now where its acceptable to say you got it from all your Internet friends on a Scottish football website? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 4 hours ago, johnnydun said: He has an eye condition you rocket Actually, he has A RARE EYE CONDITION YOU UTTER TRUMPET What happened to Mubtumbo Dryhorse? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Just now, Cyclizine said: Actually, he has A RARE EYE CONDITION YOU UTTER TRUMPET What happened to Mubtumbo Dryhorse? That's the one! Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cyclizine said: Actually, he has A RARE EYE CONDITION YOU UTTER TRUMPET What happened to Mubtumbo Dryhorse? I think he's still about - the East Stirlingshire thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 56 minutes ago, the aggressive beggar said: Can someone please give the story to Ruel Street, seen this phrase many times over the years. Thank you. 2 posters went beyond the witty and half-witty badinage one finds within these pages and moved onto threats of physical violence. One invited the other to visit him at his home address of 12 Ruel St in the Mount Florida area of Glasgow for a square go. He was also told to "bring yer maw". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 26 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: OFTW IMVHO At least once a week I'll give out a "thanks for playing" or "at least your not upset". Does anyone else have to pretend their P&Bisms are from a guy at work or a guy at the pub or are we at the stage in society now where its acceptable to say you got it from all your Internet friends on a Scottish football website? I've got my PnB username as one of my Hinge prompts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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