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38 minutes ago, SweeperDee said:

The entire works of Dundeebarry and the chronicles of Leigh Griffiths is the best thing that’s been posted on this site.

I always confuse the guy who did the novel loosely based on Jocky Scott with the creepy fucker who did the pie review. 

Apologies to the Jocky Scott bloke. 

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Can't remember who posted it, but in the discussion of that woman who tried to run over one of those protesters.

Nothing says "scum who don't know their place" like a leased dwarf.


Was one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time.
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On 28/07/2022 at 22:54, Shandon Par said:

If you mention something twice you are then likely to be sarcastically labelled as being obsessed, hence the fuzzing of specifics. 

So you would favour being very specific.

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Was your family freed from captivity just before you departed for Strathclyde? A more oblivious bunch I can scarcely imagine.

This post from the ‘Holiday in Strathclyde’ thread has always been a highlight for me. It manages to be both humorous and extremely offensive at the same time. 

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Know its not a trope but pie and perve reviewer big gus getting 'best poster' then posting a long thank you before being told it was a joke was definitely a highlight 

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I have no idea who wrote it, or what the context was, but "take your head for a shite" has entered, and indeed enriched, my RL vocabulary since reading it here at some point in the last year or two.

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