hearthammer Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 27 minutes ago, sugna said: I've checked further. Although Ken never actually held the Scottish record, he did in fact hold the Scottish Native record from 1986 to 2000. Good man to have on your relay team. That must have been what i heard - thought it was a national record. He was a 100m & 200m runner as well, although i don't know if he actually won any titles. Think he maybe ran for Pitreavie through his teens but was at St Columba's in Dunfermline so would have represented them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 16 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I jumped for a header in the back garden, caught my neck on the clothes line and nearly hung myself. 16 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I survived and then got mauled by a horse. I remember putting scissors into the bar of an electric fire, falling through a glass door and cutting the cable on electric hedge trimmers. What are the rules of this bizarre game? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Other than just one of it's owner's, I am the only person to be liked by a particular chihuahua that seems to otherwise hate mankind (and all other animalkind). Bit strange considering it belongs to my other half's friend who I rarely see, but it took a random shine to me one day despite the tiny rat-dog and I having a mutual dislike for ages. Even the owners husband can't touch the thing without it trying to snap his finger off. Bound to be unfounded background rumours of me cheating on my other half with her friend. Maybe I'm some sort of Dr Doolittle. I've certainly had wild blackbirds and squirrels take food out of my hand before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I’m immortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
free beer Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I once held the high score record for Galaxians as published in the Computer and Video magazine. Used to go round the Pubs in Dundee that were offering a bottle of spirits for the weekly Space Invaders high score, then get my mates round to share the spoils before going out at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I share a birthday with the King of the United Kingdom 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I was the only player of our schools winning Scottish Cup team who never signed up to a pro team! Why? f**k the world 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I’m immortal.I think there’s a “t” there that’s unnecessary 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 16 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I once did the Tango with the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand Did you want to? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Raidernation said: I think there’s a “t” there that’s unnecessary T is next to R on the qwerty keyboard. An easy mistake I'm sure we've all made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 50 minutes ago, Raidernation said: I think there’s a “t” there that’s unnecessary No. Though the two are not mutually exclusive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: No. Though the two are not mutually exclusive. There can only be one! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONTROOPER Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I once achieved the record height of 7ft 4inches in the school "How high can you pish up the wall" contest. All attempts were chalk-marked and I was 9 at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 38 minutes ago, TONTROOPER said: I once achieved the record height of 7ft 4inches in the school "How high can you pish up the wall" contest. All attempts were chalk-marked and I was 9 at the time. The Organising Committee turned it down when I suggested it for the Commonwealth Games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I have sat on Betty Grable's knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 On 09/09/2022 at 21:35, Bert Raccoon said: I once did the Tango with the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand You shaved your head, painted yourself orange and slapped him in the pus? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauzen Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Apparently I have a thing for Liz Truss and Penny Mordaunt... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Scored on the pitch at Easter Road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Hauzen said: Apparently I have a thing for Liz Truss and Penny Mordaunt... It might be a power thing. I’ve got a bit of a thing for women with horsey teeth, which I thought might be a class thing; Joanna Lumley and posh totty et al. I’d give Trisha a bang average four minutes tho, so maybe it’s not some sort of psychodrama, might just like horsey teeth. I did have a Red Rum rosette in my bedroom as a kid from when my old dear saw him opening a petrol station. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 44 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: It might be a power thing. I’ve got a bit of a thing for women with horsey teeth, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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