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A monster, gosh, is't not a scunner
The way it's made a nine day wonder?

Monster, indeed! Folks glare while searching,
And think I might be worth the fetching
But though much bigger than I wish,
Leave me alone, I'm just a fish.
I have a head, I have a tail;
So has a haddock or a whale
A queer-like shape, a tail o'er long.
Yet, dash it all! I've done no wrong!
So let me splash and paddle on,
There'll still be wonders when I'm gone;
But I suspect you yet may find
The worst of monsters midst mankind.

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Of course there is no actual monster in there and it’s a myth that’s been going for hundreds of years and has become a tourist attraction in more recent times. If you’re going to observe activity on any large body of water like that you’re going to get some unexplainable activity.

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1 hour ago, throbber said:

Of course there is no actual monster in there and it’s a myth that’s been going for hundreds of years and has become a tourist attraction in more recent times. If you’re going to observe activity on any large body of water like that you’re going to get some unexplainable activity.

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4 hours ago, VanBasten said:

A monster, gosh, is't not a scunner
The way it's made a nine day wonder?

Monster, indeed! Folks glare while searching,
And think I might be worth the fetching
But though much bigger than I wish,
Leave me alone, I'm just a fish.
I have a head, I have a tail;
So has a haddock or a whale
A queer-like shape, a tail o'er long.
Yet, dash it all! I've done no wrong!
So let me splash and paddle on,
There'll still be wonders when I'm gone;
But I suspect you yet may find
The worst of monsters midst mankind.

Seen some pish copied and pasted onto this site but this takes the biscuit.

Dearie me.

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I believe that JFK knew of the existence of Nessie and that's why they faked the moon landings to divert attention from the Bermuda triangle that Paul McCartney had recently went missing at, before the 5g cloning kicked in of course. 

Also I would probably hug Tupac, coz he's still alive but Bigfoot would probably kick my c**t in. Hope that helps with any future threads. 

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17 minutes ago, RuMoore said:

I believe that JFK knew of the existence of Nessie and that's why they faked the moon landings to divert attention from the Bermuda triangle that Paul McCartney had recently went missing at, before the 5g cloning kicked in of course. 

Also I would probably hug Tupac, coz he's still alive but Bigfoot would probably kick my c**t in. Hope that helps with any future threads. 

Is that Plan B in your picture?

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