Florentine_Pogen Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Where e'er we go, we celebrate The land that makes us refugees From fear of priests with empty plates From guilt and weeping effigies........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 She only comes when she’s on top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 You're a slave to fashion and your life is full of passion It's the way you are You've suffered for your art with the jogging in the park You know you should go far 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 4 hours ago, Derry Alli said: I be feelin' like I'm Jesse Lingaard. Getting 360 no scoped on Fortnite & dingied by every club in the World? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Your Mother's Got A Penis Mon then ya p***k!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Money talks But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 So I swim, until you can't see land Swim, until you can't see land Swim, until you can't see land Are you a man, are you a bag of sand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 They took you up to midnight mass and left you in the lurch So, you dropped a button in the plate and spewed up in the church 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 The sight of a grown man studying linoleum is less than fascinating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 The years brought the railroad It ran by my door Now there's boards on the windows And dust on the floor And she passes the time at another man's side I pass the time with my pride 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Sleep won't come, I need a drink Stop my head, don't wanna think, Wishing I could be with you, But I know you're so far away, And I'm here waiting for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I drive a Rolls Royce coz it’s good for my voice, but you won’t fool the children of the revolution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I’m as serious as cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Times when the day is like a play by Sartre When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Now if you're feeling miserable, if you're feeling blue, Here's a little ditty that'll help to pull you through, All the clouds will disappear, the grey skies turn to blue: Just stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo. (Nice cheery one for the Hibs fans this morning.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I don't have to sell my soul, he's already in me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Shake me, shake me, baby baby bake me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) When I was just a baby my mama told me Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry Edited January 25 by doulikefish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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