Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: I like to peck the tinfoil with the end of a knife blade like a bird pecking milk bottle tops to see how many holes I can put in the foil before it comes away. Yes, I know, I am OFTW. ^^^tit. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Pot noodle and a w**k. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Peeling the caramel off the top of a twix with yer teeth, in one piece, without the biscuit breaking 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 59 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I like to peck the tinfoil with the end of a knife blade like a bird pecking milk bottle tops to see how many holes I can put in the foil before it comes away. Yes, I know, I am OFTW. We’ve all done it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Had to get the train with the kids to Dunfermline on Saturday. I still get a buzz going over the rail bridge on the train. Unfortunately, I had to go to Dunfermline. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Hearing something bad has happened to someone you don’t like 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Sufficiently heating your test jab to a sufficient level that upon injecting it doesn't crystalize and form a phallus shaped mound on yer arsecheek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 26 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: Hearing something bad has happened to someone you don’t like Especially if that person has been the cause of bad things happening to other people. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 10 hours ago, hk blues said: Putting on a new pair of socks or undies - a pleasure that one poster admitted to having every single day! ...and didn't realise it was very odd to go through 365.25 pair of socks per year, IIRC. We could probably use a thread for admitting egregious wastefulness. Bound to be some real eye-openers, like @KnightswoodBear calling out Rentokil every time he finds a spider in one of the mansion's bathtubs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 One of your Dead Pool picks shuffling off their mortal coil 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 The one that comes along now and then - A proper night's sleep and waking up in the morning feeling fresh as a daisy. Magic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Ice cold coca-cola from a glass bottle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 A Forfar win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Sufficiently heating your test jab to a sufficient level that upon injecting it doesn't crystalize and form a phallus shaped mound on yer arsecheek. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 51 minutes ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: The one that comes along now and then - A proper night's sleep and waking up in the morning feeling fresh as a daisy. Magic! Alternatively ; waking up with tired eyes and a general feeling of ugh... only to finally check the time and realise it's still stupid o clock in the morning and you've got 3+hrs left of sleep till your alarm, and you get back to sleep straight away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Anyone else experience the one at school age where you woke up on a Saturday or Sunday morning, thought for a brief moment it was a school day, then quickly realised it was the weekend? Say ‘yasssss!’ to yourself, then crash out again for a good old long lie-in. I can’t be alone in experiencing that simple pleasure! Surely. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Putting on trousers or a jacket you haven't worn in a while and finding a tenner in the sky rocket. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 The pop from of a newly-opened jam / marmalade jar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 The crack when you bite into them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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