Cosmic Joe Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 19 hours ago, Spyro said: To the McDonald's fries first eaters.... How do you scoop up all the stuff that falls out your bun if you don't have a 2-chip pincer to scrape it up and finish your meal? I always make sure I have enough chips to clear up the mess before necking the last bit of my Big Mac It's chips, not fries in Scotland. Which reminds me of another. Never, ever, ever call chips fries in McDonalds when ordering.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 6 hours ago, paranoid android said: When I'm about to leave the house, I put my jacket on, put my wallet and change in the right pocked, put my phone in the left pocket, then take the coat off. 1 hour ago, throbber said: Burnt my lips eating a charred onion that was part of my Sunday roast 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 22 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: It's chips, not fries in Scotland. I apologise, been watching far too much ice hockey recently and forgot to switch my brain back over! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Every time Nina Nannar's name is mentioned on the news the emergency services are called in my head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 19 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Every time Nina Nannar's name is mentioned on the news the emergency services are called in my head. I always start singing "Saturday night" by Whigfield. Sign me up as a wannabe Jedi when faced with automatic doors. Every time I go to an art gallery I tell myself I'm going to the pictures. I also laugh every time I do. I live alone and frequently talk to myself in different English accents. My favourite thing is to emerge from a shower and yell in a Geordie accent "I'm soooo fooookin cleeean!!" 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: It's chips, not fries in Scotland. Which reminds me of another. Never, ever, ever call chips fries in McDonalds when ordering.. Chips and fries are distinctly different things, each of which have their place. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Chips and fries are distinctly different things, each of which have their place. What are fries? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 5 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: What are fries? You're a fry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 32 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: What are fries? ^^^ goes into Italian restaurants and calls Bruschetta "toast". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 44 minutes ago, velo army said: .Every time I go to an art gallery I tell myself I'm going to the pictures. I also laugh every time I do. I’ve never been to an art gallery but kinda want to now just to do this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, velo army said: I live alone and frequently talk to myself in different English accents. My favourite thing is to emerge from a shower and yell in a Geordie accent "I'm soooo fooookin cleeean!!" I often respond to the wife in various (dodgy) accents purely, as I do with my alternative song lyrics, to wind her up. Most often met with a withering or sometimes pitiful look, and a comment about me being an overgrown manchild. I'm only 51 ffs.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Scary amount of people here that go to McDonald's. Fitting thread for it I suppose. Seeing the "Parklife" link, I've always got to sing it in the strongest cockney accent I can muster. Roxanne gets the Scottish accent and lyrics amended to Scots. "Roxanne ye dinnae hae tae pit on that reid licht" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halbeath Raith Rover Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 On 25/05/2024 at 13:38, pozbaird said: Don’t have them too often, but when I have a McDonalds burger and fries, I eat all the fries first, before unwrapping and eating the burger. Never have them together. I’m the most unfussy eater, a McDonalds is the only meal I do anything different with at all. Everything else, I just eat it. No idea why a McDonalds is any different. McDonalds fries cool down in about 3 mins so this is a sensible strategy imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 35 minutes ago, Halbeath Raith Rover said: McDonalds fries cool down in about 3 mins so this is a sensible strategy imo. fries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 5 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: fries Aye. Fries. These wee fcukers are the business… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Re: McDonalds fries - I do a weird thing where I don't order the fucking things because the recipe's been shite for more than twenty years. Soggy sticks of limp disappointment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Folk would get chased out of any self-respecting town in Scotland for ordering fucking fries. And that is all I have to say on this Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: Soggy sticks of limp disappointment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 2 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Folk would get chased out of any self-respecting town in Scotland for ordering fucking fries. And that is all I have to say on this Sunday. Aye, but the real question is… salt & vinegar or salt & sauce on yer’ fries? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Whenever I see a squirrel I say "SQUI-RREL" in an English football chanty type way. I also always read out whatever it says on a screen when dates / times come up. "Texas 1863".... I'm saying that out loud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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