Doctor in disguise admits attempted murder

[ICTChris]

A GP has pleaded guilty to attempted murder after donning a disguise as part of an elaborate effort to kill his estranged mother's partner.  Thomas Kwan faked ID and sent false letters to his mother's lover advising that he needed a Covid booster, which would be administered at home.  On the date Kwan turned up at Patrick O'Hara and Jenny Leung's house and injected O'Hara with an unknown substance, which caused him to develop necrotising facsitis and lose substantial portions of his arm.

It's a hugely serious offence and the impact to Mr O'Hara is life changing.  HOpefully Kwan recieves a stiff sentence for his despicable, greedy crime - he tried tokill Mr O'Hara so he would inherit his mother's house.

However, the thing that really struck me was the 'quality' of the disguise that the doctor wore when posing for his fake ID.  Here's a picture

 

He looks like Ali G crossed with an oompa loompa.  What the actual f**k.

Have any P&Bers ever tried to murder someone in disguise?

Who do P&Bers think Dr Kwan looks like?

 

 

[Florentine_Pogen]

[BFTD]

Had his stepfather never met him or something? Presumably his mother wasn't present.

[Brother Blades]

4 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Had his stepfather never met him or something? Presumably his mother wasn't present.

His mother was present! The reason he was rumbled is because his mother commented he was the same HEIGHT as her son. 

[scottsdad]

[carpetmonster]

Dr Kwan is an anagram of Dr w**k. 

[ICTChris]

5 minutes ago, Brother Blades said:

His mother was present! The reason he was rumbled is because his mother commented he was the same HEIGHT as her son. 

He wore a facemask to the fake appointment and then basically ran out the door as the poor victim started experiencing extreme pain.

Edited 11 hours ago by ICTChris

[Arch Stanton]

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Doctor in Disguise

I must have missed that sequel.

[BFTD]

14 minutes ago, Brother Blades said:

His mother was present! The reason he was rumbled is because his mother commented he was the same HEIGHT as her son. 

I know some families aren't very close, but good Lord.

[tamthebam]

55 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

A GP has pleaded guilty to attempted murder after donning a disguise as part of an elaborate effort to kill his estranged mother's partner.  Thomas Kwan faked ID and sent false letters to his mother's lover advising that he needed a Covid booster, which would be administered at home.  On the date Kwan turned up at Patrick O'Hara and Jenny Leung's house and injected O'Hara with an unknown substance, which caused him to develop necrotising facsitis and lose substantial portions of his arm.

It's a hugely serious offence and the impact to Mr O'Hara is life changing.  HOpefully Kwan recieves a stiff sentence for his despicable, greedy crime - he tried tokill Mr O'Hara so he would inherit his mother's house.

However, the thing that really struck me was the 'quality' of the disguise that the doctor wore when posing for his fake ID.  Here's a picture

 

He looks like Ali G crossed with an oompa loompa.  What the actual f**k.

Have any P&Bers ever tried to murder someone in disguise?

Who do P&Bers think Dr Kwan looks like?

 

 

Oriental mastermind Fu Manjimmyhill

[greendot]

28 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

I must have missed that sequel.

 

You must remember the theme tune though?

 

 

[Bert Raccoon]

2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

A GP has pleaded guilty to attempted murder after donning a disguise as part of an elaborate effort to kill his estranged mother's partner.  Thomas Kwan faked ID and sent false letters to his mother's lover advising that he needed a Covid booster, which would be administered at home.  On the date Kwan turned up at Patrick O'Hara and Jenny Leung's house and injected O'Hara with an unknown substance, which caused him to develop necrotising facsitis and lose substantial portions of his arm.

It's a hugely serious offence and the impact to Mr O'Hara is life changing.  HOpefully Kwan recieves a stiff sentence for his despicable, greedy crime - he tried tokill Mr O'Hara so he would inherit his mother's house.

However, the thing that really struck me was the 'quality' of the disguise that the doctor wore when posing for his fake ID.  Here's a picture

 

He looks like Ali G crossed with an oompa loompa.  What the actual f**k.

Have any P&Bers ever tried to murder someone in disguise?

Who do P&Bers think Dr Kwan looks like?

 

 

Do you have a moustache? Yes

Do you wear glasses? Yes

Do you have a beard? Yes

Are you Thomas? Yes

[Loonytoons]

3 hours ago, ICTChris said:

A GP has pleaded guilty to attempted murder after donning a disguise as part of an elaborate effort to kill his estranged mother's partner.  Thomas Kwan faked ID and sent false letters to his mother's lover advising that he needed a Covid booster, which would be administered at home.  On the date Kwan turned up at Patrick O'Hara and Jenny Leung's house and injected O'Hara with an unknown substance, which caused him to develop necrotising facsitis and lose substantial portions of his arm.

It's a hugely serious offence and the impact to Mr O'Hara is life changing.  HOpefully Kwan recieves a stiff sentence for his despicable, greedy crime - he tried tokill Mr O'Hara so he would inherit his mother's house.

However, the thing that really struck me was the 'quality' of the disguise that the doctor wore when posing for his fake ID.  Here's a picture

 

He looks like Ali G crossed with an oompa loompa.  What the actual f**k.

Have any P&Bers ever tried to murder someone in disguise?

Who do P&Bers think Dr Kwan looks like?

 

 

 

[Nkomo-A-Gogo]

[Lurkst]

 

[Richey Edwards]

One of the nurses in my old work was nicknamed Dr Death because someone always died when they were on shift.

[carpetmonster]

[djchapsticks]

6 hours ago, ICTChris said:

 

 

 

Who do P&Bers think Dr Kwan looks like?

 

 

[djchapsticks]

2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

One of the nurses in my old work was nicknamed Dr Death because someone always died when they were on shift.

That Lucy Letby - what's she like eh?