Deeboy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 ^^^loves life so much he wants to be conscious for as little of it as possible Also my home Subway station only has escalators, no stairs, and I want to get home Swing and a miss, thanks for playing, etc. The police will catch you eventually. The black slazenger trainers will only enhance the sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Im at the forge shopping centre just now, do you want me to come round and sort him out m8 ^^^ desperately seeking Adam's address 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Im at the forge shopping centre just now, do you want me to come round and sort him out m8Are you in the market for some white socks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 ^^^ desperately seeking Adam's address He can throw the neighbours out and move in below the Adams. Its what he's always dreamed of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 More fighting from downstairs. Short of ripping the c**t's head off, what is the best way to have a peaceful life?Anonymous phone call to police that you heard some "Muslimy chanting" from downstairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Staying with friends in lennoxtown for a couple of nights, you smartarses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Lennoxtown? Up there with a trip to the Strathclyde Hilton in terms of shite places to go your holidays. Fighting seems to have calmed down somewhat. Boy was trying to boot f**k out of his front door on Friday, just the usual verbals yesterday and today. Hopefully they'll shut the f**k up long enough to let me watch the Leicester match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Completely misjudging the amount of moss / weedkiller per square metre and watching your once green lawn dying a horrible black death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Lennoxtown? Up there with a trip to the Strathclyde Hilton in terms of shite places to go your holidays. Fighting seems to have calmed down somewhat. Boy was trying to boot f**k out of his front door on Friday, just the usual verbals yesterday and today. Hopefully they'll shut the f**k up long enough to let me watch the Leicester match. Aye, ive been to Better places, although the place our friends are in is pretty quiet. Went for a drive up the campsie hills yesterday, some stunning views. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I thought you were going up Loch Ness/Lomond you lying cùnt?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Oh Philpy On a secret stalking mission. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I thought you were going up Loch Ness/Lomond you lying cùnt?! We did. Over the campsie hills and down to balloch and loch lomond shores. Get it up ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 We did. Over the campsie hills and down to balloch and loch lomond shores. Get it up ye. Everywhere. Anywhere. You will follow on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 My mate's band recently did two gigs in the North of England. He's referring to them as a 'tour'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 My mate's band recently did two gigs in the North of England. He's referring to them as a 'tour'. ^^^ groupie snob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I made some spicy butternut squash soup there, have made a balls of it and overdid the "spicy" - it's taking the mouth off me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I made some spicy butternut squash soup there, have made a balls of it and overdid the "spicy" - it's taking the mouth off me! Stir in some cream/milk/yoghurt (plan as not sure strawberry yoghurt would add to taste!) and that should help the heat reduce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Stir in some cream/milk/yoghurt (plan as not sure strawberry yoghurt would add to taste!) and that should help the heat reduce I've got some of that gold top/jersey cow milk in the fridge, will try adding a bit. Thanks for the tip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Stir in some cream/milk/yoghurt (plan as not sure strawberry yoghurt would add to taste!) and that should help the heat reduce Good advice to plan. I would plan to put plain in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Martians who think everybody is telepathic and don't bother to learn to speak the language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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