The Minertaur Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Playing the mobile game Football Chairman and I signed a guy from my youths called B Ford who at the age of 17 was bald and looked about 40. Decided to make it my goal to keep him until he had made the most appearances for the club. 591 to beat, he retired on 586 matches at the age of 35. b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Absolute nonsense. You enjoy cola/beer/wine soaked chicken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 You enjoy cola/beer/wine soaked chicken? Imbecile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Imbecile. Another animal. *shakes head in disgust* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Playing the mobile game Football Chairman A bit like Colin Nish playing at being a manager? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 A bit like Colin Nish playing at being a manager? Not even close. I'm a fantastic chairman. Cool Runnings are an established top flight side with numerous title wins. Colin Nish is a donkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Aye, that will never catch on, eh? If you waste time looking for mistakenly hidden e-mails, how much time do you waste looking for and cataloguing gifs like this waiting for an opportunity to use them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 You enjoy cola/beer/wine soaked chicken? Yes I like wine (white) soaked chicken . I also like wine (red) soaked steak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 If you waste time looking for mistakenly hidden e-mails, how much time do you waste looking for and cataloguing gifs like this waiting for an opportunity to use them? It is not 'wasting' anything if they're as glorious as that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Quick Google search confirms that the English pronunciation is indeed "Jay" but the SCOTTISH way is "Ji". I concur, the 1st time I heard someone up here say ji I thought they had a speech impediment. It's always been jay to me, speech impediment or no. I do have a peccadilloe for dropping my haitches though. I am unregistered. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 (edited) Magic FM and its infuriatingly small playlist. Edited May 5, 2016 by nelsjfc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Fell over in the the bus this morning. Stood up to let someone out, bus lurched forward, didn't notice small step immediately behind me, timber. Half the bus now think I'm some sort of OAP, the other half probably think I'm pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Fell over in the the bus this morning. Stood up to let someone out, bus lurched forward, didn't notice small step immediately behind me, timber. Half the bus now think I'm some sort of OAP, the other half probably think I'm pished. So, you're fitting in well, is what you're saying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 You should start singing 'Sweet Caroline' Hedgecutter. Then they'll think you're a pished OAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Fell over in the the bus this morning. Stood up to let someone out, bus lurched forward, didn't notice small step immediately behind me, timber. Half the bus now think I'm some sort of OAP, the other half probably think I'm pished. Which half is correct? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Tories celebrating Tavish Tavish McTavishTavish holding his seat, purely and solely because they're Unionist fucks and would really like to hold Scotland back, and so use the example of the Northern Isles as some sort of vanguard of neo-liberalism, despite the fact that if Tory ever went there he'd be raped, dismembered, kept in a jar and eventually eaten. As is the custom of welcoming strangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Which half is correct?The truth is somewhere in the middle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 PTTGOYN - folk bringing their SNP fanboy shite out of the politics forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Fell over in the the bus this morning. Stood up to let someone out, bus lurched forward, didn't notice small step immediately behind me, timber. Half the bus now think I'm some sort of OAP, the other half probably think I'm pished. As you found out, accidents can happen anywhere and without warning. Another reason why it's a bad idea for people, especially pished OAP's or doddery auld cnuts carrying shopping to try and walk up and down escalators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 As you found out, accidents can happen anywhere and without warning. Another reason why it's a bad idea for people, especially pished OAP's or doddery auld cnuts carrying shopping to try and walk up and down escalators.Guilty as charged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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