BFTD Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 The last couple of weeks, I've been forced to watch this programme Love Island. Is that the show that Abi Titmuss shagged George Best's son on? I'd express surprise that it's still going, but that doesn't seem to go down well with reality TV fans Anyway, today's PTTGOYN is that I figured I'd get away with not varnishing the back fence this year, having done it last summer. Bloody weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 That I'm nervous as fck about my driving test later. 3rd attempt after 2 incredibly harsh previous ones. I only killed 3 people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 That I'm nervous as fck about my driving test later. 3rd attempt after 2 incredibly harsh previous ones. I only killed 3 people. Go in reckless and determined. Imagine you're Steve McQeen in Bullitt. I failed my first 2 for hesitating so went aggressive and broke the speed limit 3 times and still passed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 And no doubt a few of these will go on to have successful careers as "celebrities" and role models for the gullible without having any talent at all. Talking of which I see a trailer for a new programme with Joey Essex where he puts on his usual "thick as shit" act (at least I hope it's an act). Can anybody actually be that thick. He'll be getting well paid for acting like a twat which is the most infuriating thing about it. Said it before and I will say it again. I blame a certain female who is no longer with us for the promotion of the dip shit celebrity. Once she made a few bob, suddenly their were a few of them playing up to the idiot card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) Folk who have real people's names as their username yet have someone else as their avatar. Eta: People who describe General Knowledge as Jenny Knoll Edited June 14, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Eta: People who describe General Knowledge as Jenny Knoll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Aberdeen have now announced they will be holding a vigil for the dead in Florida They're too late. We've moved onto something else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Folk that put their right hand on their chest for singing an anthem. Minter. Could be worse could be a straight armed and hand Roman/Fascist salute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 If it's an iPhone, go into your storage, select manage storage, click on the update then delete it. It is, I'll try that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Could be worse could be a straight armed and hand Roman/Fascist salute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Those things literally sound horrible. Kick her in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 1465905188696.jpgIs that the Airdrie vigil? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 You are just being an arsehole I disagree. Je suis Charlie Bataclan - tricoleur Orlando - Vigils Now, none of the above are wrong, what pisses me off is- couldn't see many outpourings of grief when market day in Baghdad results in hundreds of deaths. Or indeed the attacks in Africa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Aberdeen have now announced they will be holding a vigil for the dead in Florida The whole of Aberdeen? And who is subsidising the travel expenses? Us bloody taxpayers no doubt Said it before and I will say it again. I blame a certain female who is no longer with us for the promotion of the dip shit celebrity. Once she made a few bob, suddenly their were a few of them playing up to the idiot card. I blame the folk who encourage that sort of behaviour tbh. If folk didn't laugh they wouldn't continue to act like a fuckwit. I sometimes see that Joey Essex on the tele and he'll come out with the most stupid comment imaginable, generally questioning something a 6 year old would know eg. "What, is Britain not in Europe?!" And rather than say "Don't be so fucking stupid!" Folk laugh. Boils my piss. It seems to be a generation thing now, particularly with girls, that acting stupid is the done thing. Baffling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Aaaaarrgghh Switched on the telly to watch highlights of Love Island but its all been cancelled because of some stupid tournament with people kicking a ball about the place. What's happening with Darren and Samantha? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Turning right off the A90 and the car in front had the same idea, only they had the idea of killing their speed on the outside Lane then creeping into the slip of the central reservation. I was down to 30 on the outside Lane of one of the maddest bits of road in Scotland (just south of Aberdeen) screaming at the lunatic to get a move on while nervously looking in the mirror hoping not to see a car sliding sideways towards me. Idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 I disagree. Je suis Charlie Bataclan - tricoleur Orlando - Vigils Now, none of the above are wrong, what pisses me off is- couldn't see many outpourings of grief when market day in Baghdad results in hundreds of deaths. Or indeed the attacks in Africa. It's as if people feel like they have more in common with people from a country whose culture they share so much of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Aaaaarrgghh Switched on the telly to watch highlights of Love Island but its all been cancelled because of some stupid tournament with people kicking a ball about the place. What's happening with Darren and Samantha? They're watching the footy, mate. Darren and Samantha who, anyway? I'm guessing Gough and Fox, respectively. Am I close? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Darren and Samantha who, anyway? I'm guessing Gough and Fox, respectively. Am I close? What? People on reality shows have last names? That's news to me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Turning right off the A90 and the car in front had the same idea, only they had the idea of killing their speed on the outside Lane then creeping into the slip of the central reservation. I was down to 30 on the outside Lane of one of the maddest bits of road in Scotland (just south of Aberdeen) screaming at the lunatic to get a move on while nervously looking in the mirror hoping not to see a car sliding sideways towards me. Idiot. Another example of the argument that slow drivers are more dangerous than speeding motorists on the motorway. Give me the nutter flying by me at 100mph anyday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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