Miguel Sanchez Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 An assortment of bands came down my street protesting against "internment of Irish Republicans" I feel as if the people of Govan have more pressing concerns, even if a large proportion of them don't seem to realise this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: To the untrained eye, that seems to be someone taking pictures of a school girl from a car. Fudge driving with sjc in the back and tsac taking the pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Just now, 8MileBU said: ^^^This. Through in Edinburgh at the Festival this morning. Some folk are just utterly horrendous. Fucking no shame in barging into little kids either. At least you get to go home. I've got to suffer it for the whole three months. (Yes, I know it's only four weeks but it seems longer.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Big Orange Walk here today as well, bunch of neanderthal fuckwits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Pedestrian crosses mostly on dual carriageways where you press for the green man to come then when you get to the middle of the road you need to wait and press another button to stop the traffic coming in the other direction. Do they think people only have half the road to cross? It takes 5-10 seconds to cross the full road, just let me do it rather than make it a 2 minute experience that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 "Dear Throbber - please up your game next time I put an order in. Yours, Throbber. PS - thanks for not cremating it this time, at least." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: Just had a very disappointing Chinese - usually go with the same place but decided I wanted to get something a bit different and it was absolutely dreadful. Ordered salt and chilli chips which are usually great from the place I usually get but these just tasted like oven chips and had some sort of seasoning thrown over them that resembled chilli. the chicken pieces for the main tasted like microwave food. They even managed to f**k the rice up! Absolutely dreadful, I'm going to write them a negative comment whilst it's fresh in the memory: Yu wa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Went into WH Smiths in Central Station to get a packet of mints for the game today, and the guy behind the counter asked me "would you like a packet of sweets for £1?". Surely if I wanted a packet of sweets, I would have picked them up and paid for them with my mints rather than you offering them to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 The Sweeny (2012) It is fucking garbage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 34 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Went into WH Smiths in Central Station to get a packet of mints for the game today, and the guy behind the counter asked me "would you like a packet of sweets for £1?". Surely if I wanted a packet of sweets, I would have picked them up and paid for them with my mints rather than you offering them to me. That's been standard in Smiff's for a decade, at least. They've always got some overstock chocolate they're trying to hawk cheaply at the counter. When I say 'cheaply', I mean 'less expensive than normal'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 40 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: The Sweeny (2012) It is fucking garbage. I saw a copy of an apparent sequel at a branch of CEX the other day. Had I but known, that would have been another Christmas present done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I saw a copy of an apparent sequel at a branch of CEX the other day. Had I but known, that would have been another Christmas present done The best bit of the film must have been by association of the fat man's appearance on Top Gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 51 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Went into WH Smiths in Central Station to get a packet of mints for the game today, and the guy behind the counter asked me "would you like a packet of sweets for £1?". Surely if I wanted a packet of sweets, I would have picked them up and paid for them with my mints rather than you offering them to me. You know how to live! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 The fat tw@t over the back out playing with his chainsaw yet again. Would absolutely love it if the c**t had a serious accident. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 18 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You know how to live! Extra strong mints too, living life on the edge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Gumtree morons. Advertised my old amplifier, for a frankly bargain price of £60 with strictly no offers in hope of a quick sale. The guy let me know he was coming from about an hour away and would be here around 8. Turned up at quarter to 9. He then offered me a fiver less than I had asked for, I refused. He left without the amplifier to embark on his 40 mile drive back to Greenock. Absolutely bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 My tyre valve broke when attempting to fill it with air at the station, this caused the tyre to go flat. Got home to find my washing machine which is a month past its warranty, has packed in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Like Skidmarks-Lite, with a twist of nonsense. Im not a c**t. I'm a fucking good guy. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: I had an 8 year olds birthday party to attend earlier and I had money on Arsenal so not the best Sunday. Were you invited or did you just gatecrash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 People in the Olympic sub forum's 'general chatter' topic posting about tennis despite a clearly titled 'Olympic tennis' topic existing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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