Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: w****r Full kit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 35 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Bought new referee kit for the new season, wore my black top for the first time last night, put it through the wash and the machine has shredded it up £45 wasted. w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Blind c**t couldn't read the controls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Full kit. You can see the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: You can see the future. I knew you were going to say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: "You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing" In fairness the washing machine instructions weren't in Braille. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 P&B is agog, Hedgy.. How do you refer to them? Never had to refer to them as anything tbh, just been in the same room for any discussion so no need to shout through the house to get anyone's attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Never had to refer to them as anything tbh, just been in the same room for any discussion so no need to shout through the house to get anyone's attention. Call them what you want, they're both fucking deaf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Three minutes to eleven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I've heard of MILs asking their son/daughter in law to refer to them as "mum". Sounds bizarre to me, like they have an odd fantasy about their children growing up and marrying each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Dave Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Probably been mentioned before, but folk on social media saying they have the "best boyfriend/mum/dad/etc in the world." The odds suggest they probably don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Probably been mentioned before, but folk on social media saying they have the "best boyfriend/mum/dad/etc in the world." The odds suggest they probably don't. I know at least two guys with 'World's Best Dad' mugs. Guess it must be an annual award, but if so they should really put the year on it, otherwise it's incredibly misleading. Either that or one of their kids gave their dad a fake, which would actually make them the World's Worst Child, and that's inclusive of Madeline McCann if she came back from a game of hide and seek. Eta: Actually, mums who give the dads these things are probably worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 In the last Swarley house referendum on who the best daddy in the world was I received 100% of the votes. Accusations of a North Korean style regime shall be met with swift and severe boots to the chuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 10 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: Bought new referee kit for the new season, wore my black top for the first time last night, put it through the wash and the machine has shredded it up £45 wasted. Straight red and three wash ban for the washing machine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Invaded by Korea again. Thank f**k we've got Trident to protect us from these folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 11 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: Bought new referee kit for the new season, wore my black top for the first time last night, put it through the wash and the machine has shredded it up £45 wasted. 'Who's the b*****d in the scud, who's the b*****d in the scud ' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Invaded by Korea again. Thank f**k we've got Trident to protect us from these folk. And a Fire Brigade. Mind you, we pay these fuckers billions to play pool and watch telly, why aren't they preventing cyber attacks on P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I for one, welcome our calimari eating overlords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 They've livened up the Championship forum - I don't mind them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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