BFTD Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 A club's fans hurling sectarian abuse around on the telly - not a peep. Somebody says 'f**k' in the area around a microphone - "oh, I'm dreadfully sorry if anyone was offended by the language you just heard" f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 I don't get the next shopper wedge thing, hardly anyone remembers. I just put one down when there's space to start loading, it's obvious to the person behind when you're finished. Worst supermarket trauma I had was fully loaded up on the conveyor belt when simultaneously the shopper in front says she left her purse in the car and my Dad said he needs the loo pronto. No choice so we told the cashier and went to find the bogs. Got back to find the cashier relaxing with a magazine and doing a crossword and a huge irate queue backed up behind our stuff. She gave me a mischievous wink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: f**k off. I am offended by that modz pleeze 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Just now, supermik said: I am offended by that modz pleeze I can only apologise for any offence that may have been caused by my thoughtless expletive. Unless you're from my hated group of choice, in which case, ha ha we killed your ancestors/will kill you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 11 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: A club's fans hurling sectarian abuse around on the telly - not a peep. Somebody says 'f**k' in the area around a microphone - "oh, I'm dreadfully sorry if anyone was offended by the language you just heard" f**k off. I'm dreadfully sorry if anyone was offended reading this post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 People that turn the sound off on self-service machines in shops then get frustrated when help doesn't materialise immediately when something inevitably goes wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 4 hours ago, anotherchance said: Getting stuck behind someone having an absolute shocker on the self service machine. Scientists are apparently using the ones in Tesco Metro near my work to carry out stem cell transplantation, so I don't like to complain. I just wait my turn patiently knowing I will have played my part in curing cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 YouTube turning into clickbait videos. Ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: YouTube turning into clickbait videos. Ruined. Entire internet pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 5 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Entire internet pal You'll never believe my response to the clickbait takeover!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: You'll never believe my response to the clickbait takeover!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: When we decide to get a takeaway, and it either gets delivered or collected by myself, and at that moment the wife decides she has some important (unimportant) housework needing done while the relatively expensive dinner sits there getting cold. Seethe. Why don't you just eat yours and let her get on with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: When we decide to get a takeaway, and it either gets delivered or collected by myself, and at that moment the wife decides she has some important (unimportant) housework needing done while the relatively expensive dinner sits there getting cold. Seethe. Mine finds that when you've left leaving to go somewhere until the last possible moment, and I'm sitting waiting in the car with the kids, as the most opportune time to to a bit of housework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 47 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Mine finds that when you've left leaving to go somewhere until the last possible moment, and I'm sitting waiting in the car with the kids, as the most opportune time to to a bit of housework. Leave her behind. She can get the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Arsehole pundits like Chris Sutton telling people referees are wrong by following the laws of the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Yankees clothing everywhere. I saw a man wearing a Mets cap today and got chatting to him about the game last night (which I had happened to catch) and was pleased to find that he was a) wearing a cap of a team other than the Yankees, and b) unlike most of the aforementioned actually seemed to like baseball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 The ao advert with the Scottish family buying the TV, it's so so shite and the guys accent drives me insane. Horrendous advert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 The new irn bru "xtra". Vile taste, no wonder morrisons are punting it at 78p for 2 litres. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I've seen on the news that some young guy from Australia is being made out to be some sort of hero for flying around the world in a single engine plane.An impressive feat perhaps, if it hadn't taken him 2 months and something like 25 stops. Now it just sounds like an average Ryanair flight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I've seen on the news that some young guy from Australia is being made out to be some sort of hero for flying around the world in a single engine plane.An impressive feat perhaps, if it hadn't taken him 2 months and something like 25 stops. Now it just sounds like an average Ryanair flight. Tbf Australia have very little else to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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