ICTChris Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 My thumbnail has split and a bit bit of my nailbed has burst through. It's really sore. I went to the doctor but they gave me the wrong prescription. Fairly certain it's cancer and I'm going to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: You had your chance. You could have left the car and taken a carry out on the bouncy castle. No I couldn't. You burst it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: No I couldn't. You burst it. Yeah, but what about the bouncy castle?? Boom!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: My thumbnail has split and a bit bit of my nailbed has burst through. It's really sore. I went to the doctor but they gave me the wrong prescription. Fairly certain it's cancer and I'm going to die. You're probably right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: Yeah, but what about the bouncy castle?? Boom!! Wahey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 39 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: No I couldn't. You burst it. This tale of romance for the ages will have throbber crywanking into his oldest, crustiest sock. Poor boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 My thumbnail has split and a bit bit of my nailbed has burst through. It's really sore. I went to the doctor but they gave me the wrong prescription. Fairly certain it's cancer and I'm going to die. RIP sweet prince xox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 51 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: This tale of romance for the ages will have throbber crywanking into his oldest, crustiest sock. Poor boy. I think he said he had an exam today. The paper will be a tear stained mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: My thumbnail has split and a bit bit of my nailbed has burst through. It's really sore. I went to the doctor but they gave me the wrong prescription. Fairly certain it's cancer and I'm going to die. You must have pissed him off something fierce if he's prescribed cancer for a split thumbnail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm off that day, can I come? And what about going on the might out...Seriously p&b smutty comments are not being picked up here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Dealing with insurance companies. JUST GIVE ME HEAPS OF MONEY!!!!!!! They've stopped doing that after working out that Grim O'Grady toasted his pets and spent the proceeds on a cruise. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Celtic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 11 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I'm off that day, can I come? Kids are at their dads that day, can I come too?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Not sure if mentioned yet but this new trend on Facebook of posting memes of munters saying they're looking for a certain name, and everyone tagging their friends with that name as if it's hilarious.Sooner this trend dies a death the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Not sure if mentioned yet but this new trend on Facebook of posting memes of munters saying they're looking for a certain name, and everyone tagging their friends with that name as if it's hilarious.Sooner this trend dies a death the better. I've seen that a few times over the last week or so. Absolutely chronic patter. To think that so many people are amazed by it is absolutely staggering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Hot, melted cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Not petty at all but got stuck in the middle of the bigot's parade in Glasgow today. Thousands of bigots streaming past my car dressed up in silly costumes and banging drums badly. A fuckin embarrassment to Scotland every last one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I'll stick to my pish reeking of extract of juniper, thank you Tesco. So just naw to mulled-wine bog roll: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: Not petty at all but got stuck in the middle of the bigot's parade in Glasgow today. Thousands of bigots streaming past my car dressed up in silly costumes and banging drums badly. A fuckin embarrassment to Scotland every last one of them. Same here! I didn't think the mutants marched during winter months! What a waste of public money to police these c*nts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, WILLIEA said: Same here! I didn't think the mutants marched during winter months! What a waste of public money to police these c*nts BUT IT'S TRADISHUN!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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