RH33 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Never ever buy Lego advent calanders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Never ever buy Lego advent calanders. I got my other half the Star Wars one this year and he ended up taking the huff as there were missing pieces for some days and umpteen spare pieces on other days. Never again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Think I've had two Lego advent calendars in my time. Fantastic things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 He's a fucking beast! Forgot about that! Fair gripe! [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Adam said: Give her her due, 2016 has been a bit of a shanner. David Bowie, wee Ronnie Corbett, Cue Card pumping me (twice!) Alan Rickman, Arnold Palmer, my cat Bentley dying, Prince, George Michael, Europe losing the Ryder Cup, my marriage going down the shitter, Caroline Aherne, the fact that Phil Taylor is still alive, my ceiling collapsing, Brexit, my Maw and Da basically abandoning me by moving 400 miles away (or something like that...) Donald Trump, and Clyde still can't seem to get out of the basement league. Only glad Kauto died last year or I might have hanged myself. So aye, here's to a better 2017. After this year, my resolution is to be alive, nothing more f**k off. Bentley was my cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: f**k off. Bentley was my cat. As King Solomon would say, 'cut the fucking thing in half' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: As King Solomon would say, 'cut the fucking thing in half' It's a bit late for that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 People thinking shopping is an interesting family day out. I nipped out for a loaf and a couple of litres of milk earlier and had to slalom past 'these people'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 16 hours ago, Scary Bear said: People who write shit on Facebook like 'please 2016 just stop' when some celeb croaks. imagine if the likes of Twitter had been around 100 years ago; TSAR NICOLAS II @the_tsar "What a terrible year 1916 has been, but I'm sure 1917 will be better for me"... * *ok smartasses, so he would have tweeted in Russian... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: imagine if the likes of Twitter had been around 100 years ago; TSAR NICOLAS II @the_tsar "What a terrible year 1916 has been, but I'm sure 1917 will be better for me"... * *ok smartasses, so he would have tweeted in Russian... The excellent More or Less on 2016 deaths: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08504ln 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 10 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Also, the blue recycling bins the council provide just aren't a sufficient size for the volume of cardboard and plastic waste generated at Christmas! Aye, but your brown bin should be empty, I just stash things in there and gradually filter them into the blue bin over the next couple of weeks. I also have a 'friend' who takes most of his wrapping paper and packaging to his work in the boot of his car, and fires it into the industrial-sized bins outside, if the canteen staff aren't looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, Zen Archer said: As King Solomon would say, 'cut the fucking thing in half' Still one of the sickest things I've ever seen - while driving through rural Lancashire there was a big field full of wee lambs gambolling about. Unfortunately, there was also a big f**k-off sign in the corner of the field saying: "LAMBS AND HALF LAMBS FOR SALE" I just pictured one of them dragging itself around the field by its front paws 'cos somebody only fancied a half-lamb that day. Edited December 27, 2016 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Lambs don't have paws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taurus Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I hate having an uncontrollable erection when on public transport. The warmth and the constant vibrations bring it on. Hence the name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Aye, but your brown bin should be empty, I just stash things in there and gradually filter them into the blue bin over the next couple of weeks. I also have a 'friend' who takes most of his wrapping paper and packaging to his work in the boot of his car, and fires it into the industrial-sized bins outside, if the canteen staff aren't looking. Good tips, but ahead of you! The brown bin has already been used to store the black bags full of wrapping paper from Christmas Day. Can't really take any to my work as the building is occupied 365 days, and the security cameras cover the whole car park, bin and loading areas. Plus it's in Edinburgh, so think I'm just going to have to bite the bullet, load up the car and go join the no doubt huge queue at the local tip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I had a bit of a clear out for New Year. The farm up the road gets rid of it for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 £36 for a tickets to Villa v Leeds on Thursday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 iPad shit auto corrct cant keep up with fast typing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 The chav-tastic midden of a mother next door has her utterly horseshit dance music for morons on again... Hopefully they're having folk round for a bevvy tonight because they're getting a dose of brutal thrash metal through the wall first thing tomorrow morning. *Repositions speakers and woofer* -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Getting to the front of the queue for the coup after waiting for 20 minutes for them then to close for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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