NotThePars Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Yep, I wait until the queue is down to a couple of people then get up and walk straight on. No idea when anyone would get annoyed by that. He's annoyed because he's blatantly been photographed and posted on this thread standing at the front of the queue like a goon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 31 minutes ago, Adam said: Got the same seat coming back from London last month. The wee drinks trolley just stayed next to the toilet. My boss and I ended up spanking three beers each on a fifty minute flight. Was outstanding, especially, as you say, being last on and first off. Would gladly pay extra for those seats. You wouldn't if I'd been using the toilet, not today anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 6 hours ago, hk blues said: Following on from the posts ref airport gate etiquette, the only thing worse than those getting in the queue too soon are the 'super cool look at me I've done this sooo many times im just going to continue reading my book until the plane is practically taxiing down the runway before I saunter casually over to the gate' type. There's a happy medium, looking gratefully at the morons in the queue for the space left in the bar and strolling to the gate when there's 5 left. I appreciate their pointless sacrifice every time and would never condemn them for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 3 hours ago, kilbowie2002 said: Completely agree if ive not upgraded im happy to go on last. The problem nowadays is that there is so much MASSIVE hand baggage, you end up with no room for your own gear if you wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Hampden Diehard said: The problem nowadays is that there is so much MASSIVE hand baggage, you end up with no room for your own gear if you wait. If you take a maximum sized backpack without handle and wheels you can easily slip it under the seat in front if the lockers are full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Sending a text to the wrong person, makes you look like an absolute c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Sending a text to the wrong person, makes you look like an absolute c**t Spill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 59 minutes ago, welshbairn said: If you take a maximum sized backpack without handle and wheels you can easily slip it under the seat in front if the lockers are full. Yep, I take a reasonable sized bit of hand baggage and if all the overheads are full then it can easily go beneath the seat. Any luggage that can't fit under the seat is the "massive baggage" he's speaking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Spill. Genuinely nothing exciting, was just a screenshot of a tweet which I meant to send to a pal but instead managed to send to my dad's pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Genuinely nothing exciting, was just a screenshot of a tweet which I meant to send to a pal but instead managed to send to my dad's pal Awful patter, but he did he text back "LOL. Still kickin a baw son?". I seriously expect if I was to text any of my dads pals they'd reply with something along those lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Awful patter, but he did he text back "LOL. Still kickin a baw son?". I seriously expect if I was to text any of my dads pals they'd reply with something along those lines. Think he would've just been confused, I just tried to change the subject as quickly as possible and asked him if he was going to the football tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Think he would've just been confused, I just tried to change the subject as quickly as possible and asked him if he was going to the football tomorrow Probably for the best! I'm sure your old man will be quizzing you about twitter and what a screenshot is at some point shortly though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Only thing about these seats is that the wee fold down tables are shite. Is that the wee ones that fold up out of the armrest, same as they have on the wee planes flying up to the teuchter isles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Probably for the best! I'm sure your old man will be quizzing you about twitter and what a screenshot is at some point shortly though... So the Twitter, son? Is it like a poofs thing? I mean I don't mind if you're a bufty, as long as you keep it oot the hoose, but it'll break yer maws heart. Maybe buy a couple of scud mags and leave them out in your room. Just to keep her off the scent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 45 minutes ago, Lichtie78 said: Sending a text to the wrong person, makes you look like an absolute c**t ^^^Hamish the cobbler found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Arseholes who take off in their cars after four inches of overnight snow, having cleared a two foot square space on their windscreen for the journey ahead. Job done you absolute cretins... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: If you take a maximum sized backpack without handle and wheels you can easily slip it under the seat in front if the lockers are full. Three hours on a plane with my long legs not being able to stretch under the seat in front is a tad uncomfortable though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Arseholes who take off in their cars after four inches of overnight snow, having cleared a two foot square space on their windscreen for the journey ahead. Job done you absolute cretins... Once followed a guy who was too lazy to clear the windscreen and drove with his head poking out the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Arseholes who take off in their cars after four inches of overnight snow, having cleared a two foot square space on their windscreen for the journey ahead. Job done you absolute cretins... 2 foot square? Why would you need that much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I used to drive off when about 1 1/2 inches of condensation were clear from my bottom of windscreen until once when I thought I was going straight I hit the pavement on the opposite side of a 2 lane road. I shat masell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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