Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 45 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Royal crap being reported as if it amazing news, It is being reported that Phil the Greek and Old Liz are heading for Sandringham a day late as they have the cold So long as Phil makes it past the bells and we don't have another Zsa Zsa Gabor Dead Pool 2017 let down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 All the news outlets using the phrase "so called" Islamic State. If that's their name then call them it, if they don't agree that they're a proper "State" then call them something else. Agreed it's annoying.However I kind of assumed that they must have had complaints from the Muslim community because they used to just call them Islamic state.I wondered if maybe they felt it was unfair to allow them the term 'Islamic state' given the fact they are clearly horrible c***s and the Muslim community would want to distance themselves from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 49 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Enjoy the megabus on Monday... I shall. I'll just get a nice wee carry out, some Pickled Onion Monster Munch and some tunes. A pretty pleasant way to spend circa 80 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Dick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Dick van Dyke? Turpin? Donnelly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 9 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Was there on Saturday, 7th biggest statue in the world. 25km from the house. So, we could take the car and back for winetime in the evening. Actually, amazing, was a little cool at 35 degrees, well what do you expect, we have winter here too. Take Care, hope Chrimbo isn't too stressful. XXxX Using the vag as a door is a nice touch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Using the vag as a door is a nice touch. If thats where your wife's vagina is located then take her to a vet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Dick Campbell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The use of random capital letters on the displays on trains annoys me far more than it should. Mind the GaP being a prime example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Gay and Proud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 52 minutes ago, throbber said: If thats where your wife's vagina is located then take her to a vet. It's just about possible the end of Buddha's cock is peeking through there, but it's hard to tell these things if sjc is to be believed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRS Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Cycling on pavements - both a nuisance and a danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 47 minutes ago, throbber said: Gay and Proud Gaping arse Piece? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Gay and Proud Welcome to the club, Throbbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 10 hours ago, irvine_buddie said: All the news outlets using the phrase "so called" Islamic State. If that's their name then call them it, if they don't agree that they're a proper "State" then call them something else. Daesh, apparently they don't like that, so why not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: Using the vag as a door is a nice touch. Apparently the exit is round the back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Christmas cards - a frivolous and wasteful expense. I generally don't mind receiving them, but I really object to the buying for others part - along with the writing and sending. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 (edited) People who only leave one roll at a time in their toilets, the others being stashed in some secret cupboard. Invariably there are only about 3 sheets left when you need to take a shit, leaving you with the choice of either announcing your predicament to everyone, or getting faeces up your fingernails trying to perform Andrex origami. Edited December 22, 2016 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Better that than looking at cardboard... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Having the misfortune of food shopping at this time of year. It felt like a nursing home coffee morning at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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