banana Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Tomato sauce squeezy bottles that need significant squeezing such that it's impossible to get that last wee bit of sauce you want towards the end of the meal, and instead end up smothering your food. Week ruined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) 10 mins on the phone to Bank of Scotland to find out the reason your online transfer won't go through is because you're using that really obscure internet browser known as Google Chrome. Eta: and the selection boxes don't work in Firefox that the wifey suggested. Jesus wept. Edited October 26, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I was forced to purchase a can of (sugar free) Irn Bru from Tesco this morning. It was 70p. 70p! A can of Irn Bru costs 70p! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 "forced" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: "forced" Yes, because I had none in the house. Usually I'd just buy a cheap multipack from Home Bargains or B&M. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Harvey Weinstein been relegated to Tesco Express has he? He kept asking me if I'd like him to pack things for me.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 On 24/10/2017 at 10:14, NotThePars said: FIFA recognises hustle when it sees it. Maybe they saw the series without Adrian Lester. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 When an article in a paper says '... as described below' but the point that it's referring to is found within an adjacent column. Same applies when it's on a completely different page, but often technically correct if you're reading the pdf form. Still, grrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Only noticed when getting the tram that I've put my jogging bottoms on inside out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Only noticed when getting the tram that I've put my jogging bottoms on inside out. Bought some joggers the other day. Not my usual style. Trying to bring out the inner tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Bus tracker said there were 8 minutes until my bus. I live 4 minutes away from the stop, so I waited 3 minutes (to give myself 4 minutes of walking with a 1 minute buffer), left the house, checked the tracker and the bus was 2 minutes away. Had to run to just catch the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 What's the law on running red lights? I was nearly flattened when crossing at a green man when some p***k nearly took my toes off. He was a ned though so I assume cyclists need to obey traffic lights the same as motorists, except maybe a second or so leeway for a push start. The punishment is also applicable to cyclists who, if caught, can be issued a Fixed Penalty Notice of £30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 P&B going off-line every hour on the hour. WTF??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 P&B going off-line every hour on the hour. WTF??? Yep, very annoying. Only happens on the app I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 46 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Yep, very annoying. Only happens on the app I think. I'm on my laptop, or have I misunderstood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 I'm on my laptop, or have I misunderstood? Maybe I've just been lucky not to be using it on the laptop on the hour! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 10 hours ago, peasy23 said: Yep, very annoying. Only happens on the app I think. 9 hours ago, GordonD said: I'm on my laptop, or have I misunderstood? Yup happens on my laptop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Football pundits. Even though they have played football they still spraff a lot of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 There are wall to wall TV'S in the pub with boxing on and no one is giving any fucks about it, yet the bar staff won't change the channel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 I've been ill recently and lost a bit of weight. That's not entirely a bad thing but it was a bit faster than I would've liked and most of my clothes now look like I nicked them off Worzel Gummidge. Shandon Par, I'm not...I hate clothes shopping with a passion but nevertheless, I decided it would be a good idea to at least invest in a new pair of jeans. The ones I was wearing looked quite good when they fit me so I thought I was just get the same thing in a smaller size. If only it were that easy. The first pair I tried were supposedly an inch smaller round the waist. I couldn't come close to getting them fastened. The next pair were the exact same size but were like clown pants on me. Then the third, which were allegedly an inch bigger than the too big ones I wore going in, fit just fine. I felt like Goldilocks if she were off her tits on acid. As a result, I spent at least 12 minutes longer in the shop than I wanted to. Do these child-labourers in Bangladesh just slap on size labels at random? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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