Miguel Sanchez Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 42 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: https://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms CP cerebral palsy or chemical pregnancy or chicken pox, depending on the context better hope you get that context right 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 46 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: https://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms Div absolutely shiting himself here in case he gets bodied in the national press again.... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Emphasis being on "again" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Just tried to buy a book that I've been meaning to get for a couple of years. Last time I checked, there were loads of used copies floating about for a couple of quid each. Looks like it went out of print at some point since then, and the going rate for a tatty old paperback now seems to be about £25 ^^^ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Shotgun said: I've been paying bills online this morning, which is always a depressing experience. When I got to the car insurance, the web page flashed up in big red letters "Amount due - this includes a past due amount." It freaked me the f**k out because I thought I'd missed paying it last month, which would mean there's a lot less money in the bank account than I was expecting. However, when I checked into it, I found that I had indeed paid last month and the next payment is due on March 8. Which is today. Aye, so it's not "past due" then is it, ya fuckers? Reminds me of this shite "comedian" I saw years ago who conflated Past due with Anne Frank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Stepping on a loose paving stone which conceals a puddle, causing said puddle to soak one's other foot. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 https://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms Using Darling on a public forum is a bit vomit inducing, either that or a bit sarcastic. I’ll probably stick to calling him the OH or that c**t as he is sometimes known. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 7 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: ^^^ Just look at that baldy old p***k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just look at that baldy old p***k. Pictured enjoying a brief moment of happiness before finding out how much they're charging for his shitey old book. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Opened milk leaking all over the fridge! Three times this week I've reminded the kids and wife to place the milk upright in the door section of the fridge. Open it this morning and the milk has pished all over the place after someone (no c**t is admitting it) has put it on it's side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 When folk try and make fun of folk having a drink from Starbucks or Costa. “Look at you with your double strength, skinny white, frappe machachino”. Aye, you can’t just get a coffee with no sugar and milk from Costa right enough... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: When folk try and make fun of folk having a drink from Starbucks or Costa. “Look at you with your double strength, skinny white, frappe machachino”. Aye, you can’t just get a coffee with no sugar and milk from Costa right enough... When folk try to make fun of folk trying to make fun of folk having a drink from Starbucks or Costa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Opened milk leaking all over the fridge! Three times this week I've reminded the kids and wife to place the milk upright in the door section of the fridge. Open it this morning and the milk has pished all over the place after someone (no c**t is admitting it) has put it on it's side. ^^^^ Things that lower class people do thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 14 hours ago, coprolite said: Stepping on a loose paving stone which conceals a puddle, causing said puddle to soak one's other foot. That is a b*****d. They are like the modern mans sabre tooth tiger. A worthy adversary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 12 hours ago, MuckleMoo said: Opened milk leaking all over the fridge! Three times this week I've reminded the kids and wife to place the milk upright in the door section of the fridge. Open it this morning and the milk has pished all over the place after someone (no c**t is admitting it) has put it on it's side. Put them put in the shed for a couple of nights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Put them put in the shed for a couple of nights. After they’ve cleaned the fridge, obvz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: When folk try to make fun of folk trying to make fun of folk having a drink from Starbucks or Costa. ..during a folk festival. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 ..during a folk festival. Folk yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 13 hours ago, MuckleMoo said: Opened milk leaking all over the fridge! Three times this week I've reminded the kids and wife to place the milk upright in the door section of the fridge. Open it this morning and the milk has pished all over the place after someone (no c**t is admitting it) has put it on it's side. Posted a few months ago about how Mrs F and her family half peel the lid off a margerine tub, then fold it back. #scum. Recently found a lake of milk in sump of our fridge, now I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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