Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Liz, Lorraine, the woman who sang “oooh, Bodyform” (would caution against googling what she looks like now), KT Tunstall went to school in Dundee, some of The View’s groupies. The list is endless and the quality consistent. Kelly is a weegie boot. No Dundonian. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Didnt realise the fanny pad wifie was from Dundee. I’ll have a swatch later. She shagged Prince as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Oooh who’s that? She’s lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Oooh who’s that? She’s lovely. I've done worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Richter scale hangover and I've promised to take my mother out for a Mother's Day meal. There's a serious chance I'll projectile vomit on her at the table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 hours ago, GordonD said: She could eat an apple through a fire guard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Richter scale hangover and I've promised to take my mother out for a Mother's Day meal. There's a serious chance I'll projectile vomit on her at the table. Man up, take your ma out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Man up, take your ma outHe will, with his projectile vomit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, ecto said: Man up, take your ma out Do you mean have her killed? Bit drastic, probably cheaper than buying the old girl lunch today though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Had to get the subway just after 10am this morning...forgot just how early the OF hordes show up for games in order to soak up the atmosphere bile. 15 minutes jam-packed in a malodorous tube full of malodorous tubes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 13 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Hopefully you will have learnt your lesson... ...and won’t come back. you should thank me for going to Dens and jinxing the Dee ya miserable auld c..... ..antankerous fellow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: you should thank me for going to Dens and jinxing the Dee ya miserable auld c..... ..antankerous fellow. Sorry, didn’t realise you were Steven Caulker! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I'm currently on day 2 of my hangover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Back to work after 5 weeks off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I have fucked my neck and back. Probably as a result of sleeping in my mates floor on Saturday night. All the more reason to hate Dundee tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I sent out a PDF to a load of folk earlier, mentioning specific pages that they should pay attention to. One of them got back to me saying that it would be helpful if there were page numbers on/in the document. On a PDF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Quite a lot of folk in my office print out emails then keep the print outs in a folder. A fucking mental and hugely wasteful practice. Some of them claim that it’s so they know they’ve done something, but there are options in Outlook for that. It’s a stupid working practice and the folk responsible should either get further training on Outlook or told to cut it the f**k out. The amount of paper the office goes through on that alone is ludicrous, and the same with the ink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 People that don't answer their mobile for a few extra seconds to let everyone on the train hear what they've got.f**k off, don't care and for the record, mine is (its normally on silent though) the Football Italia tune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: People that don't answer their mobile for a few extra seconds to let everyone on the train hear what they've got. f**k off, don't care and for the record, mine is (its normally on silent though) the Football Italia tune. Think I mentioned it on here before but picked up a new phone one day - must have been about 2005 or so. Some Sony Ericsson thing. Jumped on the packed train on the way home. Phone starts blaring Robbie Williams' voice saying "I'm a singer, I'm a songwriter, and I'm a born entertainer" followed by screaming fans. Turns out it was a Robbie Williams special edition and that was the default text alert. I hated that c**t so much and just wanted the world to swallow me up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Think I mentioned it on here before but picked up a new phone one day - must have been about 2005 or so. Some Sony Ericsson thing. Jumped on the packed train on the way home. Phone starts blaring Robbie Williams' voice saying "I'm a singer, I'm a songwriter, and I'm a born entertainer" followed by screaming fans. Turns out it was a Robbie Williams special edition and that was the default text alert. I hated that c**t so much and just wanted the world to swallow me up. ^^^^ President of the Robbie Williams fan club but (rightly) embarrassed when found out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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