BFTD Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 They've taken two months to set me up with network access at my latest job, and there's still no sign of it happening, despite the IT guy being threatened with the bullet if it wasn't done by Friday. I've just found out that he's been trying to communicate with me about it via email, which can only be accessed via the company intranet. I'm just...I don't even... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 They've taken two months to set me up with network access at my latest job, and there's still no sign of it happening, despite the IT guy being threatened with the bullet if it wasn't done by Friday. I've just found out that he's been trying to communicate with me about it via email, which can only be accessed via the company intranet. I'm just...I don't even...Idiot technician = IT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Novelty Christmas jumpers. Not winter jumpers, I'm talking flashing reindeer noses. I know a few kind, decent people who wear them, otherwise this would have been going in the "Calling card of morons" thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 I walked past Taco Bell a few days ago and decided to give it a go (I know). They were selling something called a Grilled Stuft Burrito. Piss right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Contestants on The Chase saying "We need you back here". Get some new patter you p***ks. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Contestants on The Chase FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Dee Man said: Contestants on The Chase saying "We need you back here". Get some new patter you p***ks. Especially when they are not even through yet themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Cunts who call you 2 minutes before they have to join a webinar or conference call in a massive panic saying they can't connect or can't download the piece of software required to join. Naturally I make sure it takes more than 2 minutes to get them sorted so they're late joining, ensuring they need to apologise to clients, senior managers and directors on the call for being late. It also gives an opportunity to give a snide comment like 'You might want to give it a wee test next time before you need to join to make sure everything is ok m8.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 There has just been a 6-all draw on PopMaster. The morons then only managed to get 1 tiebreak question out of 4 correct between them, and the "winner" didn't even bother attempting to guess in the 3 in 10. I'm fucking seething at this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: There has just been a 6-all draw on PopMaster. The morons then only managed to get 1 tiebreak question out of 4 correct between them, and the "winner" didn't even bother attempting to guess in the 3 in 10. I'm fucking seething at this. Anytime I ever heard Pop Master I always thought Ken Bruce sounded like he'd rather be anywhere else on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 05/11/2018 at 15:07, GordonD said: FTFY People who watch this shite then comment on how thick the contestants are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Every time I've listened to Pop Master, I've done better than the 2 losers on it combined. 3 in 10 is so easy 99% of the time - 'Name 3 Oasis songs' or 'Name 3 albums by The Beatles' And they fucking stumble and stammer 'ehhhhhhhhhhhh Roll with it?' Fuck me. ^ ^ ^ seething mess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Maybe not so petty... When I empty my Spam or Trash e-mail folders it starts playing a video clip apparently chosen by the editor. I did that a couple of minutes ago and the first thing on screen was a warning that some viewers might find the clip upsetting. It turned out to be CCTV footage of a would-be suicide bomber failing to blow himself up on a New York subway. Not graphic because the bomb itself didn't go off but I can see how it could upset some people. So why the hell did the editor feel that was appropriate to play to people who haven't chosen it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 I think it's related to your email content. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 There has just been a 6-all draw on PopMaster. The morons then only managed to get 1 tiebreak question out of 4 correct between them, and the "winner" didn't even bother attempting to guess in the 3 in 10. I'm fucking seething at this.Listening to that this morning on the way down M6, jeez that was absolutely pish, I’m no scholar but that that pair were woeful! The chap from Cornwall even claimed that 6 was a decent score for him! Why bother ringing in!? At least the guy from Aberdeen was heading down the pub for the afternoon with his wee dug Charlie! [emoji846] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: I think it's related to your email content. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Birds plastering thier social media with the fact that they have cleaned their own house because some bint from Essex has made a living off cleaning her house constantly. Wit a life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Customer: can I have an update on my application? Me: do you have the reference number? Customer: is that the application reference number? Me: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 ^^^ A ghost poster! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Watching Juventus v Man UShould be a team in Black and White stripes versus a team in Red...Neither wearing 1st strip for no reason other than marketing sales 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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