Gaz FFC Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 11 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Some twat in a car coming round a roundabout with one headlight out and not indicating. I pull out and they give it flashing headlights, worked on full beam and beeping horn like mad for about a minute. Utter fucknuggets, it was a total wreck of a car as well. Times like that you are glad the police pull drivers over for minor stuff as it can cause bad accidents. Gave a guy the 'what are you doing' hand gesture yesterday for not indicating at a mini roundabout. p***k looked at me and kept going without an apology or flicking on the indicator. Tosser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 The arrival 'process' at my new place of work is a long, drawn, massively over complicated affair Like overtaking a national express coach in a Renault Megane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I am on a crowded bus, already not a good start but there is some miserable looking old b*****d who has placed his shopping bag on a seat next to a window and is sitting next to the aisle completely wasting a seat while people are standing up and completely crammed in the aisle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: I am on a crowded bus, already not a good start but there is some miserable looking old b*****d who has placed his shopping bag on a seat next to a window and is sitting next to the aisle completely wasting a seat while people are standing up and completely crammed in the aisle just sit on the auld cnut's shopping and ask if they paid two fares. Can't stand folk like that. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, tamthebam said: just sit on the auld cnut's shopping and ask if they paid two fares. Can't stand folk like that. Problem was that I would have had to step over him to sit on his shopping as he had placed his bag next to the window, plus he was near the back and there were too many people in the way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I am on a crowded bus, already not a good start but there is some miserable looking old b*****d who has placed his shopping bag on a seat next to a window and is sitting next to the aisle completely wasting a seat while people are standing up and completely crammed in the aisleDude, why are you on a bus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 4 hours ago, senorsoupe said: I am on a crowded bus, already not a good start but there is some miserable looking old b*****d who has placed his shopping bag on a seat next to a window and is sitting next to the aisle completely wasting a seat while people are standing up and completely crammed in the aisle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 16 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: The arrival 'process' at my new place of work is a long, drawn, massively over complicated affair My work its called the "on-boarding process", which would be OK if I worked on a ship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Black Friday emails 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: Black Friday FTFY 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 c***s who struggle with the basics of waiting for a bus. Guy this morning standing at the spot where the buses stop and open doors. Bus arrives and as the doors open he remains in the same spot until after a few seconds it becomes clear he must be waiting on another one. Bus doors start closing so everyone panics and piles forward. If you’re not getting that bus then get the f**k out of the way you utter tit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: c***s who struggle with the basics of waiting for a bus. Guy this morning standing at the spot where the buses stop and open doors. Bus arrives and as the doors open he remains in the same spot until after a few seconds it becomes clear he must be waiting on another one. Bus doors start closing so everyone panics and piles forward. If you’re not getting that bus then get the f**k out of the way you utter tit. Saw the opposite happen once. Woman standing at the front of the queue; bus arrived but it wasn't the one she wanted so she quite rightly stayed exactly where she was. It was one of those shelters with just one side and a roof so there was plenty of room for people to get past her. After a moment the bus doors close and it starts to drive off, at which point the woman second in the queue (with a pushchair) gives the woman at the front dog's abuse for not telling her she wasn't getting that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 The effect twitter and social media has on just about everything, including the news. I was just perusing the BBC website and a 'top story' had the headline 'does this image tell you about your stress levels?'. I clicked and basically the first line said 'no it doesn't, some idiot just made it up on twitter'. Why the f**k is this now a top story then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 I've never seen a source of news go downhill as quickly as the BBC website has these last ten years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: I've never seen a source of news go downhill as quickly as the BBC website has these last ten years. The BBC haven't recovered since they bottled it after Blair went after them for correctly saying he had sexed up the intelligence about Iraq's WMD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 my girlfriend txt me earlier from her work and asked if i fancied a chippy for tea tonight and i said no. the bitch has just come through the door with a chippy for herself leaving me with nothing prepared for myself. if i had done the same she would have lost her shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, ah-dee said: my girlfriend txt me earlier from her work and asked if i fancied a chippy for tea tonight and i said no. The answer to that question is yes. Always yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 18 minutes ago, ah-dee said: my girlfriend txt me earlier from her work and asked if i fancied a chippy for tea tonight and i said no. the bitch has just come through the door with a chippy for herself leaving me with nothing prepared for myself. if i had done the same she would have lost her shit. Struggling to see what she's done wrong there, tbh. You didn't want chippy, you haven't got chippy. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, ah-dee said: my girlfriend* txt me earlier from her work and asked if i fancied a chippy for tea tonight and i said no.the bitch** has just come through the door with a chippy*** for herself leaving me with nothing prepared for myself. if i had done the same she would have lost her shit. *Wid **Wid ***Absolutely fuckin wid 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 my girlfriend txt me earlier from her work and asked if i fancied a chippy for tea tonight and i said no. the bitch has just come through the door with a chippy for herself leaving me with nothing prepared for myself. if i had done the same she would have lost her shit. On a similar note last night I finished work later than expected, she says she'll make me something to eat for me coming in but as I knew she was knackered and watching some shite on the TV I said not to bother i'll pick myself something up on the way home, probably KFC or pakora. Asked if she wanted anything. " No".Get home, offer her first pick of my mighty box from KFC, "no thanks" .Halfway through offer her first choice on the last of each remaining bit of chicken. Still "no thanks".Take a bite out the last piece of chicken. "i'm raging you never brought me anything in!!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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