Derry Alli Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Limmy has a hard neck questioning anyone's appearance tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 North American stand-up comedy audiences Bang average comedian - Hello NA Audiences - Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, wooooooooo, yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 10 hours ago, Swarley said: Powerpoint presentation. Usually involving a million pages with too many words, graphics that make no sense and everyone has lost interest by slide 4. ^^^^Doing it right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Companies (in this instance Barrhead Travel!) that are at you like a loan shark for payment but are lackadaisical as f**k when it comes to them owing you money. Booked a holiday that I had to cancel so was due the refund. As it was cash they said I would have to come in for the money but give it 5 days. No phonecall after 2 weeks so just went in on the passing. There was no money in the shop. How the f**k can a travel agent not have any money?! I got a call on Monday but I said I was away until today. Went in and have been told there are no managers there for 4 days now so can I come back on Tuesday. I've told her I'm away again and can she keep it by for Friday. Absolute certainty I'll arrive next Friday and experience the same pish. Utter p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Companies (in this instance Barrhead Travel!) that are at you like a loan shark for payment but are lackadaisical as f**k when it comes to them owing you money. Booked a holiday that I had to cancel so was due the refund. As it was cash they said I would have to come in for the money but give it 5 days. No phonecall after 2 weeks so just went in on the passing. There was no money in the shop. How the f**k can a travel agent not have any money?! I got a call on Monday but I said I was away until today. Went in and have been told there are no managers there for 4 days now so can I come back on Tuesday. I've told her I'm away again and can she keep it by for Friday. Absolute certainty I'll arrive next Friday and experience the same pish. Utter p***ks. You paid cash for a holiday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 (edited) Came home yesterday to a letter from a retailer, saying they needed more information from me before they could process my store card application. No offence to this store but I can't really see myself having an store card there. Phoned them up and they have a phone number, email, cctv and a few other bits of info on someone pretending to be me who had tried to open an account. Turns out they've been trying to get credit etc using my details (well, some of my details) over the last couple of weeks. I'm quite looking forward to viewing the footage in case it's someone scamp I know or recognise. Wiped out my whole afternoon going through credit agencies etc to raise the alarm yesterday and had to miss training. Edited August 16, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 5 hours ago, The Moonster said: I've come to the conclusion that I am now old, given that I can't shop for clothes any more. Finding just a standard pair of jeans that don't have rips or paint or words written on them seems to be a nightmare. Fucking shirts too, what the f**k has happened to shirts? I went looking for a shirt on Saturday and couldn't find anything I liked. I came home with a jumper and bunnet and decided that I was now officially old c**t who has no time for the youth of today. A bunnet is a handy piece of headgear, imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 You paid cash for a holiday?The day I paid it I was in the bank beforehand so just took the money out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Came home yesterday to a letter from a retailer, saying they needed more information from me before they could process my store card application. No offence to this store but I can't really see myself having an store card there. Phoned them up and they have a phone number, email, cctv and a few other bits of info on someone pretending to be me who had tried to open an account. Turns out they've been trying to get credit etc using my details (well, some of my details) over the last couple of weeks. I'm quite looking forward to viewing the footage in case it's someone scamp I know or recognise. Wiped out my whole afternoon going through credit agencies etc to raise the alarm yesterday and had to miss training. FFS @Bairnardo is it not enough to be pumping his wife you’re trying to skin his cash at the same time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 FFS [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention] is it not enough to be pumping his wife you’re trying to skin his cash at the same time?Not sure the shyster will be able to see over the counter for clear cctv. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: FFS @Bairnardo is it not enough to be pumping his wife you’re trying to skin his cash at the same time? I initially planned to rip him off by flogging his shoes and clothes, but you know the oddest thing happened.... Couldnt find a buyer. Might start taking bids on P&B for the Rent Boy..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 It won't be anyone off P&B. There has never been any evidence of fraudulent activity carried out by a poster on here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Similar to Shandon Par's tale of card fraud, I received an email on Tuesday evening thanking me for my order on Skip the Dishes, some cheeky scamp had hacked my account and ordered some kebabs to an address in Quebec. Contacted Skip the Dishes who cancelled the order and said they would launch a fraud investigation, called my credit card company who cancelled the card, both places said to file a police report. Filed one online with Toronto Police, haven't heard back yet, fair enough, Toronto is a huge city and a little fraud probably isn't top of their list of priorities, what with the rampant gun crime and 37 murders so far this year to deal with. Filed a report with the police department of Laval, Quebec on Wednesday morning, received an email at 11.30 am saying my report has been assigned to an officer, received a second email at 11.35 saying my report had been cancelled. The message basically said if Toronto police ask for our help themselves we will help them, otherwise we can't be arsed with this. If Laval was a big city I might understand but considering they have only had 8 murders this year it just seems lazy. In short Quebec is petty and gets on my nerves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 25 minutes ago, Torpar said: Similar to Shandon Par's tale of card fraud, I received an email on Tuesday evening thanking me for my order on Skip the Dishes, some cheeky scamp had hacked my account and ordered some kebabs to an address in Quebec. Contacted Skip the Dishes who cancelled the order and said they would launch a fraud investigation, called my credit card company who cancelled the card, both places said to file a police report. Filed one online with Toronto Police, haven't heard back yet, fair enough, Toronto is a huge city and a little fraud probably isn't top of their list of priorities, what with the rampant gun crime and 37 murders so far this year to deal with. Filed a report with the police department of Laval, Quebec on Wednesday morning, received an email at 11.30 am saying my report has been assigned to an officer, received a second email at 11.35 saying my report had been cancelled. The message basically said if Toronto police ask for our help themselves we will help them, otherwise we can't be arsed with this. If Laval was a big city I might understand but considering they have only had 8 murders this year it just seems lazy. In short Quebec is petty and gets on my nerves Sair yin. Home delivery from Dunfermline to Canada could prove costly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I initially planned to rip him off by flogging his shoes and clothes, but you know the oddest thing happened.... Couldnt find a buyer. Did you not see The Moonster’s post earlier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyDickFingers Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Folk starting every sentence with some form of "literally" " I literally died when i saw the price of .." I wish you did you c**t ! it boils my piss.(not literally) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Just now, TommyDickFingers said: Folk starting every sentence with some form of "literally" " I literally died when i saw the price of .." I wish you did you c**t ! it boils my piss.(not literally) Literally, you started that sentence with I. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Imagine dressing up like Shandon just to get a JD Sports store card. My moneys on throbber. #Lonsdalesagogo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Imagine dressing up like Shandon just to get a JD Sports store card. My moneys on throbber. #Lonsdalesagogo Would kill two birds with one stone though, if you happened to have an audition for the Mighty Boosh on the same day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 5 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 5 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: You paid cash for a holiday? The day I paid it I was in the bank beforehand so just took the money out. I’d get claims in writing ASAP and start threatening small claims etc. This is the worst time of year for travel firms going tits up due to cash flow. Paying a holiday in cash is madness; credit cards guarantee your money unless you’re ridiculously negligent. I hope they’re in ATOL or ABTA. good luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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