Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, Dele said: At least these are IRL. There are posters on here who call most folk they talk to on an anonymous forum "mate". You’re not wrong mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: 2 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: And for that matter, you can add people who loudly declare how much they hate football to this list. Or gormless fuckers, normally bored housewives who watch Love Island and suck off the postman, who like saying "football fans are a bunch of hooligans" Presumably not at the same time, else you wouldn't be able to make out what they were saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 15 hours ago, pozbaird said: Auld gits who feel the need to needlessly whistle in any situation. Tuneless, random whistling, in the gym changing room, on a bus, in a coffee shop, anywhere. Old Grey Whistle Pests? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: At least these are IRL. There are posters on here who call most folk they talk to on an anonymous forum "mate". Meight, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 English people on the politics forums who pretend to be Scots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Monday night and the lady of the house I'm working in puts on Capital. It's competition time and to enter you have to text the word Win to them. They proceed to spell the 3 letter word. Don't really think a lot of the listening public I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Saves having to reprint the menus post Brexit when you move to shillings and pence ......and guineas..........[emoji50] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Anybody who goes on politics forums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dele said: Anybody who goes on politics forums. The politics forum on P&B, is the eighth wonder of the world and long may it continue and flourish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Conservative writer Theodore Dalrymple once wrote a column about how he hated being called mate and would ask people not to. I was looking for it with reference to this thread but instead found this from one of his other articles, great use of mate.Once, while out walking my dog, a car full of young men drew up to me, and I thought they would want directions to a road nearby. Instead, the driver said to me, ‘Excuse me, mate, can you tell me which way the prostitutes are?’ At that time, there were street-walkers not very far away, all of them drug-addicts: was it right or wrong to tell the young men where to find them? I compromised, and gave them only the vaguest of directions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: I have people I know who insist on telling me how much better rugby is than football. “Footballers are pussies and football fans are all lads lads lads and thugs” “No tell me something good about rugby” “THEY’RE REAL MEN” “No no, tell me about the sport, why is it better?” “The atmosphere at rugby is just friendlier” “Ok then. Bye.” Had a debate with the guy I'm next to at work about segregation - I think it's brilliant, how much better it is celebrating a last minute goal with 500 Saints fans all together in one corner of Easter Road instead of dotted about in a crowd of 15,000. His answer - nah it's better to get it right up them straight in their faces. Sounds really fucking friendly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Saves having to reprint the menus post Brexit when you move to shillings and pence Or Euros after independence, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 I only really noticed this last night watching the news and realised it annoyed me, but it's been going on since we started filming things. News reporter will be interviewing someone, the camera will be fixed on the person being interviewed. Then, at any given random point, the camera will switch to the interviewer showing them slowly nodding along, even if whatever has been said doesn't require a nod of understanding. I know there's probably some wanky film makers reason for doing this, but it seems utterly pointless to me. I can't find a proper gif of this happening, so here's one that sort of makes my point: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: I only really noticed this last night watching the news and realised it annoyed me, but it's been going on since we started filming things. News reporter will be interviewing someone, the camera will be fixed on the person being interviewed. Then, at any given random point, the camera will switch to the interviewer showing them slowly nodding along, even if whatever has been said doesn't require a nod of understanding. I know there's probably some wanky film makers reason for doing this, but it seems utterly pointless to me. I can't find a proper gif of this happening, so here's one that sort of makes my point: It's done on one camera, the interview is filmed then the interviewer is filmed trying to look interested, then it's edited to look like a two camera piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Just now, Zen Archer Esq. said: It's done on one camera, the interview is filmed then the interviewer is filmed trying to look interested, then it's edited to look like a two camera piece. A complete waste of time as I suspected then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 It’s called a “noddy” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I only really noticed this last night watching the news and realised it annoyed me, but it's been going on since we started filming things. News reporter will be interviewing someone, the camera will be fixed on the person being interviewed. Then, at any given random point, the camera will switch to the interviewer showing them slowly nodding along, even if whatever has been said doesn't require a nod of understanding. I know there's probably some wanky film makers reason for doing this, but it seems utterly pointless to me. I can't find a proper gif of this happening, so here's one that sort of makes my point: Is it not so the person being interviewed can pick their nose/wipe away a bogey/fix their mic/etc, or so the producer can snip together two separate pieces of the interview. Edited August 28, 2019 by Margaret Thatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, ICTChris said: It’s called a “noddy” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 13:50, Dele said: Smokers, but more so smokers that keep the last two draws of a fag by scraping it along the tarmac then putting it back in the packet. Throw the fucking thing away, you smelly b*****ds. Could be a joint trying to save the weed. Och aye the noo quite obviously means "Oh, yes, right now". As to how that became a cliched Scottish phrase I don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: It’s called a “noddy” 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: He's right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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