tamthebam Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Is ludo a bearded lady in his spare time?! wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crroma Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 When I worked on Glasgow I would get into the office at 07:00 but also leave at 15:30. This was 100% to avoid the traffic and get parked outside the office.This i can totally understand. Traffic from Perth up north is bad enough, i think dealing with Glasgow rush hour traffic would make me kill myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Crroma said: This i can totally understand. Traffic from Perth up north is bad enough, i think dealing with Glasgow rush hour traffic would make me kill myself Give it a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crroma Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Give it a try.Dont mate. Just dont. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 (edited) Cnuts who go into coffee shops, park their arses on a seat with a power point nearby, whip out a laptop, and make a small Americano last three hours as they conduct their business in their new ‘office’. I’m not simply talking about students either. Mind you, try going into a coffee shop on Byres Road and you can’t move for studenty types.... most of them with MacBooks that sport some sort of wacky sticker arrangement slapped around the illuminated Apple logo. Those chunts can make a small Americano last all day. No, it’s not just students. There’s one particular cnut I see all the time in Cafe Nero, Braehead, that sums up the kind of non-studenty laptop coffee shop Nazi that gets right on my tits. Old dears, mums with prams, moaning-faced basturts’ like me - struggle to find a seat, and all we want is a coffee and a pastry, while this beardy knob sets up in a booth designed for four people. Cnut is glued there. One tiny coffee. Laptop out, plugged in. Mobile phone on the table, pile of paperwork and a pen to hand. Cnut tap, tap, tapping away, then starts making calls that the entire shop has to listen in on. One of those wankers who can, and does, talk about his work for half an hour, but you still haven’t a clue what he actually does.... ‘Yeah, hi there Gareth, yeah, yeah, at Braehead, sure, sure, yeah, about that deal we have with Mike. Yeah, yeah, sure, just off the phone with the suppliers, they can make the deadline....uh-huh, yeah, sure... can you get on the blower to Steve for me on that....’ Just fcuk off and die. There, that feels better. Edited August 2, 2019 by pozbaird 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 minute ago, pozbaird said: Cnuts who go into coffee shops, park their arses on a seat with a power point nearby, whip out a laptop, and make a small Americano last three hours as they conduct their business in their new ‘office’. I’m not simply talking about students either. Mind you, try going into a coffee shop on Byres Road and you can’t move for studenty types.... most of them with MacBooks that sport some sort of wacky sticker arrangement slapped around the illuminated Apple logo. Those chunts can make a small Americano last all day. No, it’s not just students. There’s one particular cnut I see all the time in Cafe Nero, Braehead, that sums up the kind of non-studenty laptop Nazi that gets right on my tits. Old dears, mums with prams, moaning-faced basturts’ like me - struggle to find a seat, and this beardy w****r sets up in a booth designed for four people. Cnut is glued there. One tiny coffee. Laptop out, plugged in. Mobile phone on the table, pile of paperwork and a pen to hand. Cnut tap, tap, tapping away, then starts making calls that the entire shop has to listen in on. One of those wankers who can, and does, talk about his work for half an hour, but you still haven’t a clue what he actually does.... ‘Yeah, hi there Gareth, yeah, yeah, at Braehead, sure, sure, yeah, about that deal we have with Mike. Yeah, yeah, sure, just off the phone with the suppliers, they can make the deadline....uh-huh, yeah, sure... can you get on the blower to Steve for me on that....’ Just fcuk off and die. There, that feels better. Exactly, if you're going to do this, do it in the pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Exactly, if you're going to do this, do it in the pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 The old guy that keeps glaring at me when I nip in to Cafe Nero and kill a few hours and do some work before my next meeting. Acts like he owns the place. c***s drinking coffee like it’s going out of fashion as well, just get a nice wee mug and let it settle and drink slowly. Enjoy it. He’s throwing them back like shots. No wonder he’s growling at everyone. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 E-football competitions being in the football section of the bbc sport app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 (edited) The folk on Sky Sports News today all trying to out-do one another with god awful suits and shirts. Edited August 2, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, NJ2 said: The old guy that keeps glaring at me when I nip in to Cafe Nero and kill a few hours and do some work before my next meeting. Acts like he owns the place. c***s drinking coffee like it’s going out of fashion as well, just get a nice wee mug and let it settle and drink slowly. Enjoy it. He’s throwing them back like shots. No wonder he’s growling at everyone. Shut it beardy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 That Strongbow advert with the two crap bearded singers murdering Electric Dreams makes me want to pan in the telly. What's worse is the punters in the pub actually singing along when in reality if that singing happened they'd get bottled off. And what's it got to do with cider anyway?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, RockMusic said: That Strongbow advert with the two crap bearded singers murdering Electric Dreams makes me want to pan in the telly. What's worse is the punters in the pub actually singing along when in reality if that singing happened they'd get bottled off. And what's it got to do with cider anyway?? Cider is for wankers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Cider is for wankers? That's a decent point. That sort of advert would surely put people off the product, cider or otherwise. Even if it was for an over-50 funeral plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Shut it beardy!Another small latte when you get a moment please you wee rascal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 3 hours ago, pozbaird said: Cnuts who go into coffee shops, park their arses on a seat with a power point nearby, whip out a laptop, and make a small Americano last three hours as they conduct their business in their new ‘office’. I’m not simply talking about students either. Mind you, try going into a coffee shop on Byres Road and you can’t move for studenty types.... most of them with MacBooks that sport some sort of wacky sticker arrangement slapped around the illuminated Apple logo. Those chunts can make a small Americano last all day. No, it’s not just students. There’s one particular cnut I see all the time in Cafe Nero, Braehead, that sums up the kind of non-studenty laptop coffee shop Nazi that gets right on my tits. Old dears, mums with prams, moaning-faced basturts’ like me - struggle to find a seat, and all we want is a coffee and a pastry, while this beardy knob sets up in a booth designed for four people. Cnut is glued there. One tiny coffee. Laptop out, plugged in. Mobile phone on the table, pile of paperwork and a pen to hand. Cnut tap, tap, tapping away, then starts making calls that the entire shop has to listen in on. One of those wankers who can, and does, talk about his work for half an hour, but you still haven’t a clue what he actually does.... ‘Yeah, hi there Gareth, yeah, yeah, at Braehead, sure, sure, yeah, about that deal we have with Mike. Yeah, yeah, sure, just off the phone with the suppliers, they can make the deadline....uh-huh, yeah, sure... can you get on the blower to Steve for me on that....’ Just fcuk off and die. There, that feels better. that doesn't bother me too much. However folks waiting for 10 min for so in a fairy long queue, gabbing to one another incessantly and then when its their turn say "oh I don't know what I'll have today. Is the Costa Rican roast on this week?" or something to that effect. Boils my piss. You should know exactly what you want and be saying it within a fraction of a second of the word "next". Fuckin die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said: a fairy long queue, gabbing to one another incessantly Aye, they're the worst for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 32 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said: that doesn't bother me too much. However folks waiting for 10 min for so in a fairy long queue, gabbing to one another incessantly and then when its their turn say "oh I don't know what I'll have today. Is the Costa Rican roast on this week?" or something to that effect. Boils my piss. You should know exactly what you want and be saying it within a fraction of a second of the word "next". Fuckin die. Stay calm, relax , enjoy life and savour the extra time this minor inconvenience gives you to reflect on how come you have nobody to chat with 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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