Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 49 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Mall, Teller, ER?? What the f**k is this shit? And I used to think driving a lorry and murdering prozzies were his worst faults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs walked into a tree earlier. No ER though. She just had to man up. Shandon and Mrs Par... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And I used to think driving a lorry and murdering prozzies were his worst faults. Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. I've been racking my brain trying to think of what I'd call the person-who-serves-customers-and-operates-the-checkouts to the point I had to Google it. f**k me, I'm sure my brain is doing a Benjamin Button on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Is that an Australianism? I must subconciously be going native. I'm pretty sure I didn't have my hair in this mullet when I was residing in Scotland. No. Absolutely no one in Australia uses the term "teller". Round these parts we'd call them a Caffeine Wazpurporter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. I've been racking my brain trying to think of what I'd call the person-who-serves-customers-and-operates-the-checkouts to the point I had to Google it. f**k me, I'm sure my brain is doing a Benjamin Button on me. Probably for the best tbqhwy as it could get you banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Radio sports reporters trying to be personalities instead of just reading the fucking sports news. See Goodlad, Phil for a prime example 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. I've been racking my brain trying to think of what I'd call the person-who-serves-customers-and-operates-the-checkouts to the point I had to Google it. f**k me, I'm sure my brain is doing a Benjamin Button on me. Had any bumps to head recently? No, nothing to worry about then. Yes, you’re probably fucked, won’t be long until you’re enjoying the big sleep RIP in peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: Here, I'm only responsible for one of them. Fair enough. Who was driving the lorry then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 46 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Radio sports reporters trying to be personalities instead of just reading the fucking sports news. See Goodlad, Phil for a prime example One of the worst/best for that was Stuart Hall, and look what happened to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 When "celebrities" lose a partner or wife then spend months doing interviews and tv appearances telling the world of their great loss and how they will never get over it. Fast forward a couple of months and they're hawking their photos with their new partners. Worst offenders recently are that major bawbag Simon Thomas and Rio Ferdinand. 'kin scuzzbals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 When "celebrities" lose a partner or wife then spend months doing interviews and tv appearances telling the world of their great loss and how they will never get over it. Fast forward a couple of months and they're hawking their photos with their new partners. Worst offenders recently are that major bawbag Simon Thomas and Rio Ferdinand. 'kin scuzzbals. Ferdinand lost his wife in 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 12 minutes ago, hearthammer said: When "celebrities" lose a partner or wife then spend months doing interviews and tv appearances telling the world of their great loss and how they will never get over it. Fast forward a couple of months and they're hawking their photos with their new partners. Worst offenders recently are that major bawbag Simon Thomas and Rio Ferdinand. 'kin scuzzbals. Ferdinand lost his wife in 2015 I'm aware of that, but after his months of media spouting and "poor me", next thing he's got some blond singer bint playing "mummy" to his kids. She's as fame hungry as him imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I'm aware of that, but after his months of media spouting and "poor me", next thing he's got some blond singer bint playing "mummy" to his kids. She's as fame hungry as him imo. Quite a strange thing to be angry with. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said: Quite a strange thing to be angry with. It's more that cretin Thomas appearing on every tv station and paper for months after his wife died, then, quelle surprise, he's winchin a new bint. Mayhaps strange to you, but the thread's full of things that i find unusual that someone could let get to them. We're a broad church, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Hearing that Ed Sheeran song "Shape of You" every few days while out and about. At least when "Hey Ya" was still being played regularly three years after release it was a half decent track. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Quite a strange thing to be angry with. Indeed. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves thread for this pi -- oh, wait... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 28 minutes ago, hearthammer said: When "celebrities" lose a partner or wife then spend months doing interviews and tv appearances telling the world of their great loss and how they will never get over it. Fast forward a couple of months and they're hawking their photos with their new partners. Worst offenders recently are that major bawbag Simon Thomas and Rio Ferdinand. 'kin scuzzbals. Vinnie Jones? Or is he still at Stage One? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Vinnie Jones? Or is he still at Stage One? Let the shot develop. I'm not angry as suggested, but there seems to be a trend among famous people that get on my nerves a wee bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 People who sneeze way too loud on purpose like it's some kind of show of strength 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 People who sneeze way too loud on purpose like it's some kind of show of strengthPeople who don't use adverbs correctly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.