GordonD Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: The word "gaffer" slipping into Scottish football parlance Hasn't it always been there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Folk 'bumping elbows' as a new way of saying hello. Mad. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Hasn't it always been there? It has and it is shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 48 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Folk 'bumping elbows' as a new way of saying hello. Mad. I don't see why a quick nod of the head wouldn't suffice. That's all I'd be doing with my hands firmly in my pockets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Folk 'bumping elbows' as a new way of saying hello. Mad. 31 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I don't see why a quick nod of the head wouldn't suffice. That's all I'd be doing with my hands firmly in my pockets. Making physical contact with people you've known for years but haven't seen for a while is a new thing. There is no need to shake hands, hug, or bump fists or elbows. A grunted "Aw right?" Is perfectly adequate. Edited August 2, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Making physical contact with people you've known for years but haven't seen for a while is a new thing. There is no need to shake hands, hug, or bump costs or elbows. A grunted "Aw right?" Is perfectly adequate. If it's someone that you have been friends with you can show how happy you are to see them by adding "cunto" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: If it's someone that you have been friends with you can show how happy you are to see them by adding "cunto" Or just put a gun in your pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Or just put a gun in your pocket. Saucy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) On 31/07/2020 at 13:44, Junior Pub League said: You are working from home and doing f**k all so if the Zoom meeting starts at 10, turn the f**k up by 10:00 Not 10:03 or 10:05 but by 10:00. Sheer bad manners to be late. My new boss (female) does this and demands we start from the beginning again. If you don't she says "well i cannot assist if i do not know what this call is about" If you dare question her or try address it? You're accused of being disrespectful and reports you straight to the boss and targets you. I did this and she wouldn't talk to me for 2 weeks and even sat in payed customer calls not contributing leaving me myself to host a 4 hour technical call. She then sits through it and takes notes where you made mistakes or couldn't answer a question and sends out an email CC'ing the boss in to highlight your incompetence. Edited August 2, 2020 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Apart from that, Ann Budge is alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, red23 said: My new boss (female) does this and demands we start from the beginning again. If you don't she says "well i cannot assist if i do not know what this call is about" If you dare question her or try address it? You're accused of being disrespectful and reports you straight to the boss and targets you. I did this and she wouldn't talk to me for 2 weeks and even sat in payed customer calls not contributing leaving me myself to host a 4 hour technical call. She then sits through it and takes notes where you made mistakes or couldn't answer a question and sends out an email CC'ing the boss in to highlight your incompetence. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Strimmer wire. Strimmers. In fact, just strimming the edges of the lawns at Ranter Towers in general. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Oh, those witty conservatives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: They still turning a deaf ear to the sectarian shite, only to start clutching pearls when somebody says the word "f**k" somewhere near a microphone? In my stint as a lower division commentator I used to quite enjoy issuing an apology seated next to some foaming at the mouth fan at Stair Park. Brechin fans were the worst for agricultural language being overheard on the mic but you never got the satisfaction of them overhearing your apology as you were up in a gantry, ironically beside a Presbyterian Minister filming the game for the home side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 SOCIALIST DISTANCING GUIDELINES WE WILL BRING ORDER TO YOU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Pretty sure my old flatmate will have issues entering the US after he ignored 3 speeding tickets from Arizona. Having only 3 speeding tickets gets you a commendation in parts of Maricopa County. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 I bought a 'wireless sleep headset' from ebay the other week - it's basically just a headband with earphones built in to wear to bed to listen to whatever shit gets you to sleep. I purchased them for a very reasonable $14 (£7) but they started getting faulty after a few uses so I emailed them asking for a refund or an exchange and got the following reply... I don't know whether to be more offended by the appalling English or their attempt at offering me half my money back for an item that doesn't work. My ubertelt response should leave them with no doubt what I thought of their offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Phone photos that start with a motion video for the first 0.1 of second. Needless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 £7 for earphones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Liking songs that you don't like the lyrics to. For example, I shouldn't like the The Light by the Proclaimers because it's rammed with sky fairy p*sh, yet it's still a cracking song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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