Derry Alli Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: I didn't know it was going to be so windy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Why would you leave your food bin out in these conditions Because he never knows when some kind soul will make a contribution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/5631997/slow-cooker-omelette-recipe/ Are you fucking serious?? An omelette takes 10 minutes to cook from scratch. What a waste of electricity! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? Normally no. Either go for a run, short work out or simply stretch then shower... as well as feeding the cats, changing their litter tray and water etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? On holiday yes, only time I eat breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Shower and dressed then breakfast. Obviously masturbate pre shower if the mood takes. Sometimes shite pre shower if the bowels wish it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 43 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Shower and dressed then breakfast. Obviously masturbate pre shower if the mood takes. Sometimes shite pre shower if the bowels wish it. Showers were invented for wanking in, why waste paper, a sock or the curtains? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Showers were invented for wanking in, why waste paper, a sock or the curtains? I like the cut of your jib............ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Showers were invented for wanking in, why waste paper, a sock or the curtains? The other players might object. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? Fry up at the weekend but during the week na i just shower get dressed then off to work. Edited May 25, 2020 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Showers were invented for wanking inA novel idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 6 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? The only time I ever eat breakfast at all is in a hotel or pre-COVID the odd Sunday morning maybe once every couple of months when we went down to the local Wetherspoons for a fryup...obviously they can get right to f**k henceforth however. Most of the time I survive on coffee until lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? Euph? #gymnast Edited May 25, 2020 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Need to be up for at least an hour before I’m even remotely hungry. Pre-COVID I’d have breakfast after I’d been at work for about half an hour at roughly 8.30, but now working from home and lying in my bed for longer I’ll eat at about 9ish. Never ate breakfast until I started working 8-5 every day as I couldn’t last until lunch time on nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Surely the first thing you do when you get up is empty your bladder. My old workmate Auld Dickie used to pee regular as clockwork every morning at 6.30. Pity he didn't wake up until 7... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 15 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Need to be up for at least an hour before I’m even remotely hungry. Pre-COVID I’d have breakfast after I’d been at work for about half an hour at roughly 8.30, but now working from home and lying in my bed for longer I’ll eat at about 9ish. Never ate breakfast until I started working 8-5 every day as I couldn’t last until lunch time on nothing. I'd be like that. Usually tried to eat breakfast although for a long time it was a cup of coffee and a couple of cigarettes. Now I would have breakfast every day, although sometimes I'd be up for the guts of 3 hours before I have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 15:04, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? We've not all got all day like you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 20:57, welshbairn said: Showers were invented for wanking in, why waste paper, a sock or the curtains? Doesn't your scud mag get waterlogged*? *Asking for a friend who is a w****r 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Talking to one of the bosses in the office today, and as I turned round to walk back out, I caught the middle of my back on a key sticking out of the filing cabinet. Which wasn't nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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