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1 hour ago, philpy said:

They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. 

 

Needs some Benny Hill music. 

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1 hour ago, philpy said:

They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. 

 

That is shocking. The state of those socks with those shorts and trainers.

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Puffins.

My house now has another puffin in it (not real ones, just pictures etc).  This started because we got a picture of some puffins for the living room and somebody got my other half a puffin cuddly toy because "we saw your picture and thought you liked puffins".  Then came the fridge magnets.  Then came another picture as a birthday present... and so on.  Thing is, neither of us actually care for them yet our home is hoaching with Fratercula arctica.  I'm thinking about banning new people from the house in case they get the wrong idea and continue to add to this puffin parliament.

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7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

I love how the guys at the end think they've got any chance catching up with a bike. 

My favourite bit is the accomplice looking in the box at the very start before flying off to tell his mate its worth stealing.

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Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" is overrated.
It's ok, but people seem to masterbate themselves furiously over it. Normally wanky wee hipster knitted-hat wearing fannies. 
Animals and Dark Side Of The Moon are better but is definitely a great album.
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Animals and Dark Side Of The Moon are better but is definitely a great album.
It's actually one track. Or rather three. The album is "The Wall"'. Too much good stuff for one lp, not enough for two, it would have made an ideal single cd.

I'd bring Wish You Were Here into the list in front of it as well.
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1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said:

They applaud when the plane lands as well.

Such people deserve the plane to blow up with them on board. 

Haven't encountered it much, but it seems to be more prominent on flights to/from countries like Poland and Hungary than anywhere else I've been. It's like they've just found out about the big flying metal birds in the sky. 

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1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said:

Sitting in the pub and folk have just applauded the referee overturning his red card decision in the Palace game. 

Whatthefuq. 

Hope you grassed then to the landlord for breaching the noise guidance. In cases like you have described it's better to be safer than sorry.

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1 hour ago, Stellaboz said:

Such people deserve the plane to blow up with them on board. 

Haven't encountered it much, but it seems to be more prominent on flights to/from countries like Poland and Hungary than anywhere else I've been. It's like they've just found out about the big flying metal birds in the sky. 

It happens every time you land at John Lennon Airport, usually encouraged by a soundtrack from Ryan Air bragging about it. Tbf you get wild crosswinds a lot of the time so I imagine there are a few squishy arses waiting at passport control.

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