Granny Danger Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, bennett said: Buy a collapsible lobster pot off Amazon or ebay, bait it and throw it on off rocks or a harbour. Impress her with your hunting/gathering skills. I have no such skills and not want to acquire such skills. I want dressed lobster from M&S for lunch on December 24th and Boxing Day. It is a reasonable desire thwarted by those cùnts that got their orders in early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 These Google adverts starring Sheridan Smith. Does she have to be in everything? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Wife went to M&S to order Christmas food only to be told the dressed lobster has “sold out” and there won’t be any more available. I am incandescent with rage and realise that there’s not a suitable thread on here as this is not ‘petty’. Did you fume all the way home in the car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Did you fume all the way home in the car? No I was at work, she got the bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Wife went to M&S to order Christmas food only to be told the dressed lobster has “sold out” and there won’t be any more available. I am incandescent with rage and realise that there’s not a suitable thread on here as this is not ‘petty’. This is squarely in the remit of the First World Problems thread tbh. Buy a lobster, cook it, dress it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Gillian Anderson playing Thatcher in The Crown on Netflix is seriously sending extremely mixed and contradicting signals to my brain and elsewhere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: No I was at work, she got the bus. Maybe just as well she didn't get it, stinking the bus out with the smell of lobster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 10 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Scotland only official SNP pub is there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Wife went to M&S to order Christmas food only to be told the dressed lobster has “sold out” and there won’t be any more available. I am incandescent with rage and realise that there’s not a suitable thread on here as this is not ‘petty’. This is squarely in the remit of the First World Problems thread tbh. Buy a lobster, cook it, dress it. I had a quick look for dressed lobster delivery online. £41 for "two halves". I take it it is one to a plate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I had a quick look for dressed lobster delivery online. £41 for "two halves". I take it it is one to a plate? That's brutal. I am sure you can get them even cheaper but this is a significantly better optionhttps://cammfishing.co.uk/collections/frontpage/products/fresh-lobster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I had a quick look for dressed lobster delivery online. £41 for "two halves". I take it it is one to a plate? M&S do four halves for £40. We’ve had it often before. Very good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Lobster from M&S sounds rank. These guys will deliver to your home in and around Dundee and all you need to do is bang it in the oven for 20 minutes or so https://www.haarrestaurant.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: M&S do four halves for £40. We’ve had it often before. Very good. Do you put them together to make sure each half is from the same lobster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: Lobster from M&S sounds rank. These guys will deliver to your home in and around Dundee and all you need to do is bang it in the oven for 20 minutes or so https://www.haarrestaurant.com/ I actually read about them before I ended up on fishsociety (£40 for 2 halves). There was an article saying some fucking lunatic paid £500 for a meal delivery because of the lockdown and it's not something they'd do otherwise. Edit : come to think of it, it was you wasn't it?! Edited November 19, 2020 by Mr. Alli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: Lobster from M&S sounds rank. These guys will deliver to your home in and around Dundee and all you need to do is bang it in the oven for 20 minutes or so https://www.haarrestaurant.com/ No it’s very nice, probably why it’s sold out. 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you put them together to make sure each half is from the same lobster? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I actually read about them before I ended up on fishsociety (£40 for 2 halves). There was an article saying some fucking lunatic paid £500 for a meal delivery because of the lockdown and it's not something they'd do otherwise. Edit : come to think of it, it was you wasn't it?! I probably would. The lobster was outstanding. Beef Wellington from the Newport this weekend. The things you can do when you aren't bunging the same money on continental lager in trades 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I actually read about them before I ended up on fishsociety (£40 for 2 halves). There was an article saying some fucking lunatic paid £500 for a meal delivery because of the lockdown and it's not something they'd do otherwise. Edit : come to think of it, it was you wasn't it?! 8 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: I probably would. The lobster was outstanding. Beef Wellington from the Newport this weekend. The things you can do when you aren't bunging the same money on continental lager in trades £500? Invergowrie Arab? It’s all making sense now. Edited November 19, 2020 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 14 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I was annoyed when they gerrymandered Bam Towers from marginal Edinburgh South into what was solid Labour Edinburgh East 20 years ago. But it turned out well in the end as Tommy Sheppard is my MP rather than that tosser Murray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 There's only one good kind of lobster.. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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