Florentine_Pogen Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Craig the Hunter said: No kids, but if it happens I won't stand for legos Quite right. It's Sticklebricks all the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 13 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said: Narration on wildlife programs that tries to create a false sense of peril for the animals. Yes, Ewan McGregor I am looking at you in Stormborn I like the idea of a Geordie hardman doing the voice over for wildlife programmes "Way aye, look at that fookin' lion, mon. Them's reet hard bastuds them. Gaaan son, rip his knackers aff and give the bastud one for me" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I like the idea of a Geordie hardman doing the voice over for wildlife programmes "Way aye, look at that fookin' lion, mon. Them's reet hard bastuds them. Gaaan son, rip his knackers aff and give the bastud one for me" A new career oppurtunity for Jimmy Nail.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 34 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I like the idea of a Geordie hardman doing the voice over for wildlife programmes "Way aye, look at that fookin' lion, mon. Them's reet hard bastuds them. Gaaan son, rip his knackers aff and give the bastud one for me" The keepers are Blair Drummond Safari Park look for new ways to illustrate the reality of life for water buffalos in the wild. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: People who say "bye" about ten times before hanging up. "You hang up!" "No, YOU hang up!" "No, YOU!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: "You hang up!" "No, YOU hang up!" "No, YOU!" I thought he was referring to the weirdos who end calls with... 'Bye, bye, BYE, BYE, byebyebyebyebyebye...BYE' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I thought he was referring to the weirdos who end calls with... 'Bye, bye, BYE, BYE, byebyebyebyebyebye...BYE' I have a Greek customer who phones me after every email he sends me to make sure I've read it. As if that wasn't annoying enough, he ends every phonecall by saying "Thanks, all the best, cheers, bye, bye, bye, bye...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I thought he was referring to the weirdos who end calls with... 'Bye, bye, BYE, BYE, byebyebyebyebyebye...BYE' I assume he was. I was just suggesting another PTTGOMN with regard to phone calls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 I thought he was referring to the weirdos who end calls with... 'Bye, bye, BYE, BYE, byebyebyebyebyebye...BYE'Reason why I love working from home. This appears to be a very Irish thing and dear lord hearing it from all corners is enough to drive you scatty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Old c***s that go to the shop with 15 lottery tickets and asks the one person serving if they can check them at the busiest time of the day.Also shops that have one person on tills at the busiest time of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 43 minutes ago, Empty It said: Old c***s that go to the shop with 15 lottery tickets and asks the one person serving if they can check them at the busiest time of the day. Let's just extend this to 'people buying lottery tickets in a shop' in general. An absolutely fucking ridiculous length of time wasted while these losers try to run up 'their usual'. If it can't be done online then they can f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: I have a Greek customer who phones me after every email he sends me to make sure I've read it. As if that wasn't annoying enough, he ends every phonecall by saying "Thanks, all the best, cheers, bye, bye, bye, bye...." No “peeps”? Not a real Greek imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Let's just extend this to 'people buying lottery tickets in a shop' in general. An absolutely fucking ridiculous length of time wasted while these losers try to run up 'their usual'. If it can't be done online then they can f**k off.The worst is "can you check these" check them yourself you lazy w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 1 hour ago, virginton said: Let's just extend this to 'people buying lottery tickets in a shop' in general. An absolutely fucking ridiculous length of time wasted while these losers try to run up 'their usual'. If it can't be done online then they can f**k off. The worst is "can you check these" check them yourself you lazy w****r. The reason you never see bright youngsters stay long on those tills is "no sorry, nothing on those". Edited December 1, 2020 by Tony Ferrino 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 As someone who worked in a petrol station many moons ago, I can testify that scratchcards and lottery tickets are indeed a pain in the arse. Old people were the worst, always buying 10 lucky dips on separate tickets. Then they'd come back next and get you to Check them all, one by one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: As someone who worked in a petrol station many moons ago, I can testify that scratchcards and lottery tickets are indeed a pain in the arse. Old people were the worst, always buying 10 lucky dips on separate tickets. Then they'd come back next and get you to Check them all, one by one. It must have been so, so, tempting to pretend to get really excited to make the old git think they've won big and then when they ask say "it's two quid. Now f**k off" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 17 hours ago, Dee Man said: Coach Trip/Love Island is not the worst thing on that list. If you're saying the NFL is then you are wrong, 15 to 1 is awful though I'll give you that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 On 29/11/2020 at 10:21, Sergeant Wilson said: It's a tactic. Politicians have been doing it for years. It gives slightly more thinking time and is intended as an alert to the listener you are about to make a salient point. The fact they never do is neither here nor there. Epitomised by Blair's "what I would say to you is this..." Pointlessly verbose in order to disguise the fact that the warmongering c**t never once uttered a single sentence of any substance throughout his entire political career. The fucker still wont shut up either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Got 2 numbers and both star numbers on the euro millions last night when the jackpot was just under a billion pounds and all I won was £11.80. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 9 hours ago, philpy said: As someone who worked in a petrol station many moons ago, I can testify that scratchcards and lottery tickets are indeed a pain in the arse. Old people were the worst, always buying 10 lucky dips on separate tickets. Then they'd come back next and get you to Check them all, one by one. Philpy shirking his job responsibilities yet again. Tut tut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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