Busta Nut Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 There are two big (massive) transit works vans that park behind my house. They shouldn't bother me but I dunno why they do. I should be more concerned by the massive unused caravan some coont keeps at the other side of the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 48 minutes ago, 2lgm said: Not sure if this is the right thread it should it be show us your pussy? Recently had work done at the house which was finished off with a ton of quartz chips at the back door. Problem is the local moggies think it’s a litter tray and I’m up every morning lifting 2-3 fresh cat turds. I don’t mind cats and am not cruel so a dish of milk with crushed glass or poisoned food isn’t an option. Im sure it’s the elderly neighbours cat. Bit old for a boot in the pie. Any ideas? Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, 2lgm said: Not sure if this is the right thread it should it be show us your pussy? Recently had work done at the house which was finished off with a ton of quartz chips at the back door. Problem is the local moggies think it’s a litter tray and I’m up every morning lifting 2-3 fresh cat turds. I don’t mind cats and am not cruel so a dish of milk with crushed glass or poisoned food isn’t an option. Im sure it’s the elderly neighbours cat. Bit old for a boot in the pie. Any ideas? Peppermint spray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, 2lgm said: Not sure if this is the right thread it should it be show us your pussy? Recently had work done at the house which was finished off with a ton of quartz chips at the back door. Problem is the local moggies think it’s a litter tray and I’m up every morning lifting 2-3 fresh cat turds. I don’t mind cats and am not cruel so a dish of milk with crushed glass or poisoned food isn’t an option. Im sure it’s the elderly neighbours cat. Bit old for a boot in the pie. Any ideas? Lion jobby works a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, 2lgm said: Not sure if this is the right thread it should it be show us your pussy? Recently had work done at the house which was finished off with a ton of quartz chips at the back door. Problem is the local moggies think it’s a litter tray and I’m up every morning lifting 2-3 fresh cat turds. I don’t mind cats and am not cruel so a dish of milk with crushed glass or poisoned food isn’t an option. Im sure it’s the elderly neighbours cat. Bit old for a boot in the pie. Any ideas? Somehow this appears as if something sinister is being covered over? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, 2lgm said: Not sure if this is the right thread it should it be show us your pussy? Recently had work done at the house which was finished off with a ton of quartz chips at the back door. Problem is the local moggies think it’s a litter tray and I’m up every morning lifting 2-3 fresh cat turds. I don’t mind cats and am not cruel so a dish of milk with crushed glass or poisoned food isn’t an option. Im sure it’s the elderly neighbours cat. Bit old for a boot in the pie. Any ideas? Someone told me cats dinnae like orange peel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 The abbreviation of TV show names to shortened names like 'Strictly' and 'Corrie' really gets on my nerves for some reason. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2lgm Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Somehow this appears as if something sinister is being covered over?Oh I couldn’t say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2lgm Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Someone told me cats dinnae like orange peel. I’ll give it a try. Read they don’t like citrus. Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2lgm Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Lion jobby works a treat.Great - do you have any contacts maybe at Edinburgh zoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 35 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Lion jobby works a treat. 15 minutes ago, 2lgm said: Great - do you have any contacts maybe at Edinburgh zoo? Mate of mine had a life-size stuffed lion that he used to take to Ingliston market where he would charge folk to get a picture standing next to it. He took the lion into the house once because his van was getting serviced or something - his dug came in from his adventures, clocked the lion, and fucked off, never to be seen again! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, 2lgm said: Great - do you have any contacts maybe at Edinburgh zoo? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Silent-Roar-Lion-Manure-Repellant/dp/B0002B7OT2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2lgm Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Silent-Roar-Lion-Manure-Repellant/dp/B0002B7OT2Well fk me. Cheers might give it a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, 2lgm said: Well fk me. Cheers might give it a go. It might not be as pongy as real lion jobbies from the zoo, to humans anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: Aye wee hey one coming around today to do the grey bins. How much do they charge you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive another one thats been pissing me off for months now. As Hedgecutter will tell you, Im at the end terrace so the path down the side of the house is how folk in my row get to their back gardens. As a result, folk take their bins out and leave them at front of our house. No problem with that at all as they're all old c***s with f**k all better to do so as soon as the bin lorry arrives they're all out taking the bins back in. My issue is when the bins go out, my neighbour (not the car twat) pulls the bins right to the kerb for some fucking stupid reason which annoys me no end. I've started to push them back away from the kerb edge as theres no need for it. Seething just thinking about this now. My neighbour has taken to leaving his brown bin outside his house for some reason. It's not in front of my house and he is end of row so I never have to walk past it but I'm fucking furious. It's lowering the tone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 3 hours ago, 2lgm said: Not sure if this is the right thread it should it be show us your pussy? Recently had work done at the house which was finished off with a ton of quartz chips at the back door. Problem is the local moggies think it’s a litter tray and I’m up every morning lifting 2-3 fresh cat turds. I don’t mind cats and am not cruel so a dish of milk with crushed glass or poisoned food isn’t an option. Im sure it’s the elderly neighbours cat. Bit old for a boot in the pie. Any ideas? Slipper in the pie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: How much do they charge you? Fiver for two grey bins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: My neighbour has taken to leaving his brown bin outside his house for some reason. It's not in front of my house and he is end of row so I never have to walk past it but I'm fucking furious. It's lowering the tone. Set it on fire. Worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 hours ago, 2lgm said: Not sure if this is the right thread it should it be show us your pussy? Recently had work done at the house which was finished off with a ton of quartz chips at the back door. Problem is the local moggies think it’s a litter tray and I’m up every morning lifting 2-3 fresh cat turds. I don’t mind cats and am not cruel so a dish of milk with crushed glass or poisoned food isn’t an option. Im sure it’s the elderly neighbours cat. Bit old for a boot in the pie. Any ideas? Move house, it's the only way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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