Jacksgranda Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: Quite so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 2 hours ago, 2lgm said: Well fk me. Cheers might give it a go. “As cats are territorial, even the bravest will retreat with they smell a lion“ how the f**k does a domesticated Scottish cat know what lion shite smells of? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Since we are moaning about bins. I got a letter from the council last week saying that someone from my block is putting general waste in the recycling bin which makes no sense as we have a big general waste bin in the building which gets emptied twice a week whereas the recycling bin is on the other side of the car park. Tonight I went down to put my recycling in and it's full of what looks like a tradesman's rubbish. I like recycling so I'm quite pissed off about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, 18May1991 said: “As cats are territorial, even the bravest will retreat with they smell a lion“ how the f**k does a domesticated Scottish cat know what lion shite smells of? Lions are massive cats from Africa. If you smelt the shite of a massive human from Africa what would your reaction be? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Detournement said: Lions are massive cats from Africa. If you smelt the shite of a massive human from Africa what would your reaction be? How do they know it’s a lion though? I smell a rat here, not a giant African human shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, 18May1991 said: How do they know it’s a lion though? I smell a rat here, not a giant African human shite. They will know it's a cat and it's fucking massive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 11 minutes ago, Detournement said: Lions are massive cats from Africa. If you smelt the shite of a massive human from Africa what would your reaction be? You wouldn't be able to tell if a shite was from 20 massive humans or a single sitting from me with some of the fuckers I've been dropping recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: Aye wee hey one coming around today to do the grey bins. Chinese, is he? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Chinese, is he? Reported for racism. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Detournement said: Lions are massive cats from Africa. If you smelt the shite of a massive human from Africa what would your reaction be? You only get lions in Kenya. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 2 hours ago, 18May1991 said: How do they know it’s a lion though? I smell a rat here, not a giant African human shite. How do you know what a rat smells like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: You only get lions in Kenya. That's not true. I saw some at Knowsley Safari Park. Although that was in the early 1970s so they could be extinct now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: How do you know what a rat smells like? Probably met Ray McKinnon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: How do you know what a rat smells like? Used to live near Lee Wallace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 17 hours ago, paranoid android said: The abbreviation of TV show names to shortened names like 'Strictly' and 'Corrie' really gets on my nerves for some reason. Same. It infuriates me more when it's the worst program in British TV history. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 15 hours ago, Dee Man said: You wouldn't be able to tell if a shite was from 20 massive humans or a single sitting from me with some of the fuckers I've been dropping recently. At least you won't be bothered by cats. Or anything else for that matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Same. It infuriates me more when it's the worst program in British TV history. Imagine they still used the title of the old dance programme before they added the word "Strictly" "Did you see Come on the telly last night?" "I'm so excited about Come" "I miss Brucey. He was such an expert at presenting Come to the nation" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Same. It infuriates me more when it's the worst program in British TV history. I have never watched even a minute of these rubbish programmes (big brother, strictly come dancing, I’m a celebrity, bake off, etc.) but I am continually reminded of them because they are discussed everywhere, all the time. I’ve seen them referred to on the news and on Question Time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I have never watched even a minute of these rubbish programmes (big brother, strictly come dancing, I’m a celebrity, bake off, etc.) but I am continually reminded of them because they are discussed everywhere, all the time. I’ve seen them referred to on the news and on Question Time. Yep, TV for the lowest common denominator. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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