GordonD Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Hold down the “alt” key on your keyboard and type one of these codes: ä : Alt + 0228 ö : Alt + 0246 ü : Alt + 0252 ß : Alt + 0223 Ä : Alt + 0196 Ö : Alt + 0214 Ü : Alt + 0220 Ich bin zufrieden ihre zu helfen......(or summat like that) But it has to be the numeric keypad, not the top row. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 There must be smaller 30 inches as well. Is that a quattro stagioni where the topping of one of the stagioni is chips? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Took my black box full of jars and bottles to the kerbside this morning for collection. In the action of placing it on the pavement, something went ping in my back. Now stuck on the couch. My back is killing me and it is hard to breathe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 20 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Posts on social media about football matches, that say "good luck to both teams". f**k off. How can you wish both teams good luck? See also anyone saying good luck for things like opening exam results. Unless it magically changes the printed copy inside the envelope or the text of an email. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Dodgy curry house ahead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Crack cocaine available for the next 9 miles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 lorry drivers burying murdered prostitutes ahead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 My daughter got an Echo Dot for Christmas and now, when I ask Alexa to play "My Soundtrack", it's a mix of K-Pop, Ed Sheeran and Drill music as opposed to my early 90's shoegazing indie classics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 27 minutes ago, PWL said: My daughter got an Echo Dot for Christmas and now, when I ask Alexa to play "My Soundtrack", it's a mix of K-Pop, Ed Sheeran and Drill music as opposed to my early 90's shoegazing indie classics. Alexa make fart noises at PWL 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Snigger 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) SPOILER ALERT: Spoiler Snape wasn't even a baddie. If anything, he was the real hero. Edited March 26, 2022 by Richey Edwards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bert Raccoon Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 42 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Snape wasn't even a baddie. If anything, he was the real hero. Ian Brady or Noel Edmonds for me 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Caution: bra ahead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 49 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: ***** wasn't even a baddie. If anything, he was the real hero. Spoilers, FFS. Get your post edited! --- Today's eBay PTTGOYN: "Hi, I want to return this item but I can't due to covid. Just refund my money please" No, I think I'll just take the inevitable negative feedback instead, you grifting c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 It would appear that super unleaded is in short supply in parts of Lincolnshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 A ‘die hard’ Rangers fan on my Facebook asking for good parking suggestions near Ibrox for the Legends game today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 On 23/03/2022 at 14:28, microdave said: Thíngs yóú'vé léárnéd tódáy thréád fór thís písh! FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 13 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Ian Brady or Noel Edmonds for me No Mark Lawrenson? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 20 minutes ago, ManBearPig said: No Mark Lawrenson? He'd perhaps make top ten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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