Florentine_Pogen Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, Smurph said: Took my lunch to the park but I didn’t bring a fork to eat it with, so now I’m just hanging out with my lunch in the park. Use your hands / be creative with your phone cover, bank card, car key, house keys / find a twig and fashion a skewer. Lunchbreak is no excuse to switch off your synapses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Use your hands / be creative with your phone cover, bank card, car key, house keys / find a twig and fashion a skewer. Lunchbreak is no excuse to switch off your synapses. It was a rice bowl. I suppose traditionally I could have use my hands, or the chopsticks I was offered, but I was too excited to sit out in the sun. Will just take it back into work and eat it during work hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Discovered a motorway services food place that was actually good. Place called Leon, did a really nice satay chicken rice box. Nearest one to Scotland is fucking Leeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 We’re finding out quite a bit about the sort of company some posters keep today! Funny thing is most are working from home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 17 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Discovered a motorway services food place that was actually good. Place called Leon, did a really nice satay chicken rice box. Nearest one to Scotland is fucking Leeds. English service stations are fucking teckle. Tebay in (I think) the peak District is brilliant, but Gloucester services is the king of service stations. Magnificent place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, velo army said: English service stations are fucking teckle. Tebay in (I think) the peak District is brilliant, but Gloucester services is the king of service stations. Magnificent place I was £5 for a roll on sausage at Tebay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 I absolutely love being a dad but being asked to pose for a photo every 10 seconds when with family is utterly tiresome. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 31 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I was £5 for a roll on sausage at Tebay. They only charge £3 if you ask for it the right way round. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, coprolite said: They only charge £3 if you ask for it the right way round. It is a petty thing, but given that I and the rest of the weegieverse pronounce it "roll and sausage" it rips my knitting a wee bit to see it written as "roll on sausage". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, velo army said: It is a petty thing, but given that I and the rest of the weegieverse pronounce it "roll and sausage" it rips my knitting a wee bit to see it written as "roll on sausage". Roll on sausage also makes little sense. Regardless, there are only two worthwhile roll fillings from any self respecting breakfast emporium - either a bacon and egg double decker or a sliced sausage and tattie scone. Also, the egg yolk must be intact and the only thing to go on is salt. The sliced sausage and tattie scone variant must have tomato ketchup on the sausage, and brown sauce on the tattie scone. I suspect Tebay might not supply either of these to my taste...................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 57 minutes ago, coprolite said: They only charge £3 if you ask for it the right way round. No they don't, they charged me £5. 1 sausage by the way, albeit one of those curled up dug turd ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 DDE has dried this city out of my late night drop offs. f**k you, you part time partakers. I hope your day is shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: my late night drop offs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 46 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Sell that shit by the barryload. New one : "targeted" adverts. I keep getting some fucking rocket tell me that if I save £500 a month I'll have £6k a year to put towards a deposit. I don't want to own a house. I can do simple math myself, you fucking rocket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: math Dundee, Alabama? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 On 30/04/2022 at 11:38, Leith Green said: Roll on sausage also makes little sense. Regardless, there are only two worthwhile roll fillings from any self respecting breakfast emporium - either a bacon and egg double decker or a sliced sausage and tattie scone. Also, the egg yolk must be intact and the only thing to go on is salt. The sliced sausage and tattie scone variant must have tomato ketchup on the sausage, and brown sauce on the tattie scone. I suspect Tebay might not supply either of these to my taste...................... "Sliced sausage" should genuinely be a banning offence from this website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "Sliced sausage" should genuinely be a banning offence from this website. Honestly m9 dinnae, I am on the raggedy edge of being emptied already...................... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 40 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "Sliced sausage" should genuinely be a banning offence from this website. Everyone knows it's flat sausage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 The amount of proper nouns which aren't capitalised in my phone's keyboard's dictionary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "Sliced sausage" should genuinely be a banning offence from this website. Ahead of putting both ketchup and brown sauce on the same roll? That’s proper deviant behaviour that should see you sectioned. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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