hk blues Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 7 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: You’ve bowled me over with that one. That's me stumped 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 29 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Also, being borderline for needing the heating on. Sweating my tits aff in bed the past wee while. Decided last night every window was being left open. Up at 3am for a pish and thought "it's affy cold". Up at 6 for work and f**k me, like living in a freezer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Sweating my tits aff in bed the past wee while. Decided last night every window was being left open. Up at 3am for a pish and thought "it's affy cold". Up at 6 for work and f**k me, like living in a freezer. We're the same - we have aircon and by the middle of the night the wife and son are huddled under the duvet as it's Baltic but no chance they'll let me turn it off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 22 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Sweating my tits aff in bed the past wee while. Decided last night every window was being left open. Up at 3am for a pish and thought "it's affy cold". Up at 6 for work and f**k me, like living in a freezer. Our neighbours have chickens. Whenever we try to sleep with the window open, these things start their pish at 4 am. Very annoying, just so that she can have a few free eggs or whatever she does with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Our neighbours have chickens. Whenever we try to sleep with the window open, these things start their pish at 4 am. Very annoying, just so that she can have a few free eggs or whatever she does with them. My neighbour has chickens too. I like them. They eat stuff I'm throwing out and are generally soothing to watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Our neighbours have chickens. Whenever we try to sleep with the window open, these things start their pish at 4 am. Very annoying, just so that she can have a few free eggs or whatever she does with them. My neighbour has chickens too. I like them. They eat stuff I'm throwing out and are generally soothing to watch. I find chickens soothing to watch, too. The way they go all golden-brown and crispy over the course of 90 minutes in the oven. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, hk blues said: That's me stumped How's that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: How's that? I'm ducking out now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Seams I've caught the tail-end of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: Our neighbours have chickens. Whenever we try to sleep with the window open, these things start their pish at 4 am. Very annoying, just so that she can have a few free eggs or whatever she does with them. You can apply to Court for something called an "annoying creatures petition": https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/rules-and-practice/forms/criminal-procedure-forms/annoying-creatures Hens eat a lot of slugs though and hen poo is good for the plants if you're a gardener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 I seen a video where the guy answers his door to them countering what they have with other door knockers tripe. If a salesman comes to the door asking if he has double glazing he replies with "are you ready to let the lord Jesus Christ our saviour save your soul?" and the other way round. Seems a decent tactic, tbh.I used to sell stuff over the phone and got no end of "witty" responses. One time a chap said "How about you give me your number and I'll phone you up when you're having your dinner." I gave him my genuine number and asked what we were going to chat about. Shitebag never followed through.It was a horrible job but I was actually pretty good at it. Middle-class home counties housewives were the easiest to sell to. Worst shift was when the data we had turned out to be from a children's book club and I spent all day phoning folk up asking to speak to seven year old girls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Left Back Posted August 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: I used to sell stuff over the phone and got no end of "witty" responses. One time a chap said "How about you give me your number and I'll phone you up when you're having your dinner." I gave him my genuine number and asked what we were going to chat about. Shitebag never followed through. It was a horrible job but I was actually pretty good at it. Middle-class home counties housewives were the easiest to sell to. Worst shift was when the data we had turned out to be from a children's book club and I spent all day phoning folk up asking to speak to seven year old girls. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Worst shift was when the data we had turned out to be from a children's book club and I spent all day phoning folk up asking to speak to seven year old girls. Blackadder to Darling: ”How lucky you are that your job is also your hobby." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 23 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: I used to sell stuff over the phone and got no end of "witty" responses. One time a chap said "How about you give me your number and I'll phone you up when you're having your dinner." I gave him my genuine number and asked what we were going to chat about. Shitebag never followed through. It was a horrible job but I was actually pretty good at it. Middle-class home counties housewives were the easiest to sell to. Worst shift was when the data we had turned out to be from a children's book club and I spent all day phoning folk up asking to speak to seven year old girls. You have previous experience with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 You have previous experience with that?Yes, when I was seven. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 47 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: You have previous experience with that? Yes, when I was seven. Why did you have children's book club data when you were seven? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Why did you have children's book club data when you were seven? Practice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FK1Bairn Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Had the Koln v Schalke game on tv while i've been busy around the house late this afternoon. Needless to say I've missed a disallowed goal, 4 goals and a red card. Happens every time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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