coprolite Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 'WellDel said: I sincerely hope your trip is fruitful. One can't simply make their offspring bold promises of tartiflette then fail to deliver. Dashed hopes of some decent Reblochon could scar those young 'uns irreparably. They obviously know their Laughing Cow from their Babybel, and fobbing them off with a shitty Port Salut or such just won't wash. Wishing you the very best of luck in your quest. Thanks man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 A long held gripe is commentators employed to ply their "craft" in English football being utterly unable to describe a player with a monosyllabic surname without prefacing it with their first name. The fuckwit who was employed to do the Wolves/Brighton game said "Solly March" about half a dozen times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 8 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: A long held gripe is commentators employed to ply their "craft" in English football being utterly unable to describe a player with a monosyllabic surname without prefacing it with their first name. The fuckwit who was employed to do the Wolves/Brighton game said "Solly March" about half a dozen times. With a silent "r" no doubt. I also don't get why they can't pronounce fairly simple surnames. Moore for example becomes "Mow". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Folk who say "meta". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 A long held gripe is commentators employed to ply their "craft" in English football being utterly unable to describe a player with a monosyllabic surname without prefacing it with their first name. The fuckwit who was employed to do the Wolves/Brighton game said "Solly March" about half a dozen times.It's very rare that I watch any English football, so when I do there have been a few times I've assumed the person has a double-barrelled surname. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Venti said: Folk who say "meta". Even Italian, Portuguese and Spanish folk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Folk who say "meta".I actually once googled what it meant after seeing it used to describe a situation, and tbh, I still don't know what it means. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 "Witty" Twitter usernames. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Footballers cutting the back of their socks. Just roll them down a bit ya fucking fannies. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 4 hours ago, Venti said: Folk who say "meta". I actually once googled what it meant after seeing it used to describe a situation, and tbh, I still don't know what it means. Isn't it a kind of cheese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 53 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Footballers cutting the back of their socks. Just roll them down a bit ya fucking fannies. I know, it's to help stop cramp or something? Wear a bigger pair and tape them up ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 On 04/11/2022 at 14:34, Bairnardo said: I had occasion to be in Waitrose earlier. It's not like I didn't know what the place was about before, but f**k me that must be the snobbiest environment iv ever set foot in. One was in the same shop Friday morning.. Shopping left in Lidl bag for life bags.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Idiots in shops. Behind someone in the shop yesterday. For his purchase he requested a bag. And his purchase was a multiple bag of crisps. So he has 6 individually wrapped bag of crisps, which have been conveniently wrapped together in a larger sealed bag, and he wanted a bag to carry that. Only when advised they only had bags for life at a pound, which was as much as the crisps did he decide he had the ability to carry the shopping without further bag, and walked away muttering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 15 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Idiots in shops. Behind someone in the shop yesterday. For his purchase he requested a bag. And his purchase was a multiple bag of crisps. So he has 6 individually wrapped bag of crisps, which have been conveniently wrapped together in a larger sealed bag, and he wanted a bag to carry that. Only when advised they only had bags for life at a pound, which was as much as the crisps did he decide he had the ability to carry the shopping without further bag, and walked away muttering. To be fair, if he had other shopping etc to do I don't blame him for wanting to put his crisps in a bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 Scottish people, living in Scotland, who support an English team. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Scottish people, living in Scotland, who support an English team. I've no objection to that but it gets on my nerves if they do so while not having a Scottish team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 Scottish people, living in Scotland, who support an English team. Meh. Doesn't really bother me. I don't think you can really "support" a side from that distance but you can certainly be a fan. I visited family in Guisborough when I was younger, one of whom supported Middlesbrough and I can always mind passing the stadium on those holidays. Combine that with me having memories watching them on the tele and thinking how shite they were (therefore rooting for them) it meant I always looked for their results growing up. As I got older I travelled down to games when I could and continue to watch them on tele when I can. If Queens went bust I don't think I'd find the same bond with another side in Scotland and would likely just take in local lower league games. I'd likely start travelling to every Boro game I could once my kids fly the nest. I do agree with you in regards to folk clinging on to the big sides down the road. It's not much but I can trace why I like Boro which is far more than the usual "Cuz they win" when you ask someone why they "support" Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea et al. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 I prefer glory hunters who support the likes of Man Utd or Liverpool over people with a tenuous link to a club like they saw them win against a big team on Saint & Greavsy back in 87 and decided to follow them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 I prefer glory hunters who support the likes of Man Utd or Liverpool over people with a tenuous link to a club like they saw them win against a big team on Saint & Greavsy back in 87 and decided to follow them Aye. Or "ma grandad supported them" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 The "nextdoor" app. Long since deleted and I have no idea why I ever downloaded it, but still bombards me witg emails despite unsubscribing each time. Every email seems to contain a preview of some shitpost where some local w**k is telling other local wanks to BE AWEAR!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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