Leith Green Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Fancied some cheese on toast, so thought I would use bread knife on a crusty loaf. Sadly, because the crust was hard, the bread knife slipped and sliced open the top of my left index finger - which then started bleeding quite impressively. Its now stopped, got Savlon and a plaster on, but the real PTTGOYN for me are - I cannae use the fingerprint scanner on the phone as easily as thats "the favoured finger" I was going to spend some time doing some guitar licks this afternoon - thats totally fucking kyboshed now. It takes me 3 times as long to type this pish out (which may be a blessing for the rest of P&B) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, Leith Green said: I cannae use the fingerprint scanner on the phone as easily as thats "the favoured finger" 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 '5G makes my phone pretty worthless' - BBC News Quote In a weird way, a rock gig first led me to question the UK's 5G provision. I was at a sold-out concert at London's O2 arena, had 5G reception on my phone but was unable to share the moment on social media. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 '5G makes my phone pretty worthless' - BBC News In a weird way, a rock gig first led me to question the UK's 5G provision. I was at a sold-out concert at London's O2 arena, had 5G reception on my phone but was unable to share the moment on social media. I hope your point here is "LEAVE IT IN YOUR FUCKING POCKET FOR 5 MINUTES THEN, YOU p***k" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I hope your point here is "LEAVE IT IN YOUR FUCKING POCKET FOR 5 MINUTES THEN, YOU p***k" I am a big fan of people taking videos at gigs. There are countless hours of footage of bands on YouTube I would never have seen otherwise. Many more countless hours of other bands/artists I don't listen to, I'm sure. Considering how hard it would have been to record stuff from even pre-2010, never mind record stuff that was actually still worth watching, I'm amazed at the amount there is. I'm all for this sort of thing now, provided people who do it are using equipment that makes it worthwhile and provided they don't interfere with the view/experience of other people there. If you're in a good position it's very easy to record a worthwhile video and still enjoy the performance the way you would. I also understand that article (I didn't read beyond the lines I quoted because I could feel a Falling Down moment coming on) is skewed towards a specific perspective, and the decline in standards of BBC online articles over the past few years contributes to the somewhat loaded introduction. However. If that is even remotely close to an accurate, sincere anecdote or recollection of an evening then the person responsible for it should be put in solitary confinement with no stimuli at all until they've learned the error of their ways. Then left for about another decade to serve as a warning to anyone else who takes that attitude with them into the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 6 hours ago, Leith Green said: Fancied some cheese on toast, so thought I would use bread knife on a crusty loaf. Sadly, because the crust was hard, the bread knife slipped and sliced open the top of my left index finger - which then started bleeding quite impressively. Its now stopped, got Savlon and a plaster on, but the real PTTGOYN for me are - I cannae use the fingerprint scanner on the phone as easily as thats "the favoured finger" I was going to spend some time doing some guitar licks this afternoon - thats totally fucking kyboshed now. It takes me 3 times as long to type this pish out (which may be a blessing for the rest of P&B) You have a shite bread knife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: You have a shite bread knife. Wouldn't that be too soft? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 People plastering Elf on the Shelf all over social media as if anyone not their child actually cares about their shite japes. Begs the question - are they doing it for their kids entertainment or for themselves? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: People plastering Elf on the Shelf all over social media as if anyone not their child actually cares about their shite japes. Begs the question - are they doing it for their kids entertainment or for themselves? If they put it on social media then the question answers itself. Look at me culture at its worst. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 I always thought elf on a shelf was a weird thing to entertain kids, telling them there's a wee creepy doll who's going to do things when they sleep doesn't scream Christmas fun to me but it seems to work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: People plastering Elf on the Shelf all over social media as if anyone not their child actually cares about their shite japes. Begs the question - are they doing it for their kids entertainment or for themselves? A rhetorical questions I assume? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: You have a shite bread knife. 10 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Wouldn't that be too soft? Depends on the amount of fibre in your diet. You should eat more bread... oh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 30 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: If they put it on social media then the question answers itself. Look at me culture at its worst. 25 minutes ago, hk blues said: A rhetorical questions I assume? Aye, fair enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 I always thought elf on a shelf was a weird thing to entertain kids, telling them there's a wee creepy doll who's going to do things when they sleep doesn't scream Christmas fun to me but it seems to work. That's how I think about it. I'd be shitting myself as a kid thinking this wee thing is running around my house at night. My two girls absolutely love it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: People plastering Elf on the Shelf all over social media as if anyone not their child actually cares about their shite japes. Begs the question - are they doing it for their kids entertainment or for themselves? 'Likes'. It's always likes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) These hand/lip-shredding sticky-outy bits on plastic bottles that I've noticed have become more and more of a thing of late. Need a file or Stanley* knife to remove them. *similar products made by other manufacturers may be available. Edited December 3, 2022 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: These f***ing lip-tearing sticky-outy bits on plastic bottles that I've noticed have become more and more of a thing of late. Need a file or Stanley* knife to remove them. *similar products made by other manufacturers may be available. They're supposed to be like that, the lid stays attached so the whole thing can be recycled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: They're supposed to be like that, the lid stays attached so the whole thing can be recycled. A nonsense. Who leaves the lid attached? You can't drink them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 On 02/12/2022 at 11:22, Craig fae the Vale said: Asked for a half day at work today because we're quiet this afternoon and was denied. One of my colleagues has just been told she can have the half day. Not sure why I was denied since I asked before she did. She's probably got bigger tits than you... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 21 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: A nonsense. Who leaves the lid attached? You can't drink them. You unscrew it first m8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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