Brother Blades Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 10 hours ago, scottsdad said: The diameter of Australia is wider than the diameter of the moon. Australia doesn’t have a diameter, unless you mean it’s coastline, in which case, so is Scotlands* * I probably made this up. But pedantry is my purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 8 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Do you converse with people with such contempt in real life? I observe the golden rule of never engaging with tone trolling, resident pub bores like you 'in real life'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 26 minutes ago, virginton said: I observe the golden rule of never engaging with tone trolling, resident pub bores like you 'in real life'. You've got me wrong. I'm generally the quiet guy in the corner in pubs, not the loud expert on absolutely everything standing at the bar. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: You've got me wrong. I'm generally the quiet guy in the corner in pubs, not the loud expert on absolutely everything standing at the bar. So you don't drone on about the tone of everyone else's conversations around you, while producing nothing of merit yourself? If only we could swap this 'real life' persona with the fucking abysmal online one you've fabricated then. Edited May 19, 2023 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 To be fair to the guy, he's brave drinking in Lochee. To speak when not spoken to is downright dangerous. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Amuses me when people have a pop at other posters for displaying attributes which are remarkably similar to their own........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 9 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Australia doesn’t have a diameter, unless you mean it’s coastline, in which case, so is Scotlands* * I probably made this up. But pedantry is my purpose. The pedant in me would say it's coastline would be it's circumference. It's width would be akin to it's diameter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, virginton said: So you don't drone on about the tone of everyone else's conversations around you, while producing nothing of merit yourself? If only we could swap this 'real life' persona with the fucking abysmal online one you've fabricated then. Why the vitriol? Chill out and spread some peace and love man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 54 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Why the vitriol? Chill out and spread some peace and love man He’s mad the Ukrainians didn’t roll over to get their tummies tickled…get your VT phrase bingo cards ready. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Getting back to geographical quirks Adelaide is claoser to the Antartic than it is to Darwin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 11 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Australia doesn’t have a diameter, unless you mean it’s coastline, in which case, so is Scotlands* * I probably made this up. But pedantry is my purpose. The "width" of Australia is wider than the "width" of the moon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: The "width" of Australia is wider than the "width" of the moon. So why can't we see Australia at night? Answer me that! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Shotgun said: So why can't we see Australia at night? Answer me that! Brexit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: So why can't we see Australia at night? Answer me that! You can when the Eurovision Song Contest is on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyintheskywithdiamonds Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 When people ignore the “no phones or phonecalls” sign in the gym.Funnily enough I don’t want to hear about your friend Irene’s haemorrhoids whilst I’m on the treadmill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 12 hours ago, TxRover said: He’s mad the Ukrainians didn’t roll over to get their tummies tickled…get your VT phrase bingo cards ready. On the B’s, B-1 (The Red Dot)… -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 11 hours ago, Shotgun said: So why can't we see Australia at night? Answer me that! I can! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 14 hours ago, Shotgun said: So why can't we see Australia at night? Answer me that! Because you'll be sleeping. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Driving through suburban Bonhill today and saw some small signs at the roundabout saying "BIA Rally"* and pointing up the hill. Then a fat p***k on a motorbike comes down the hill wearing a confederate flag bandana and with an SS totenkopf patch stitched onto his pathetic little leather waistcoat, thus confirming my long held opinion that anyone who's in a "motorcycle gang" is a bald, middle-aged, overweight, socially inadequate bigot. *googled BIA rally and it's motorcycle group called "brothers in arms" which seems to be made up of ageing ex servicemen who've never seen a naked woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Driving through suburban Bonhill today and saw some small signs at the roundabout saying "BIA Rally"* and pointing up the hill. Then a fat p***k on a motorbike comes down the hill wearing a confederate flag bandana and with an SS totenkopf patch stitched onto his pathetic little leather waistcoat, thus confirming my long held opinion that anyone who's in a "motorcycle gang" is a bald, middle-aged, overweight, socially inadequate bigot. *googled BIA rally and it's motorcycle group called "brothers in arms" which seems to be made up of ageing ex servicemen who've never seen a naked woman. Another quick Google reveals they've been having a D-Day memorial weekend at the rugby club in Bonhill. Ex British Army servicemen, commemorating D-Day whilst wearing nazi patches and US civil war flags. And D-Day was in June! Some people should be minced and fed to the homeless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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