Jacksgranda Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 21 hours ago, Derry Alli said: I love dugs. They should replace humans. If they keep attacking people at their current rate, maybe they will... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Rugster said: Noticed this in the States. Spaces are massive. As are a fair percentage of the drivers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 7 hours ago, coprolite said: Rules is rules. Morrisons specify parent and toddler. Sainsbury’s and Asda up to 12 yo. My 11 y/o gets me a space. The wider spaces do have a benefit for older kids, because they’re clumsy and don’t give a shit about paintwork. Also reducing the amount of car park they have to run across without looking helps keep them alive. Not necessarily a good thing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Rugster said: Noticed this in the States. Spaces are massive. Nah, the spaces are large, the trucks and SUV’s are massive. 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Also people have all different sizes of cars for all different reasons; don’t be a car Nazi. Pet peeve is the midlife crisis crowd with their coupes that have doors much longer than sedans, but they can’t be bothered, and just toss them open onto your door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 The current trend for sturdy dog leads/harnesses (the type that fit around the shoulders) make me think every canine is a a support dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 c***s that stare into other peoples windows as they walk past to the point they're breaking their neck to look in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 On TV shows when they sit on kids swings & have a 'heart to heart' conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 9 hours ago, coprolite said: Rules is rules. Morrisons specify parent and toddler. Sainsbury’s and Asda up to 12 yo. My 11 y/o gets me a space. The wider spaces do have a benefit for older kids, because they’re clumsy and don’t give a shit about paintwork. Also reducing the amount of car park they have to run across without looking helps keep them alive. f**k up and teach your 11 year old to open a car door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerLeagueFC Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 folk who take the whole family for a food shop are nutters. nobody wants to get stuck behind you and your 5 screaming bairns when trying to get the shopping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, coprolite said: It's medium large and i'm a twat. I know what I'm talking about here. I agree with one of those… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, HoBNob said: f**k up and teach your 11 year old to open a car door. She’d Vinnie Jones your heid with it for speaking to her Dad like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 (edited) Just opened a tasty yoghurt, which was full to the normal level. Stuck a spoon in it and a huge air pocket popped, dropping the level of tasty yoghurt by half. Edit: I also tore a muscle today, but this has ticked me off far more. Edited August 23, 2023 by BTFD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Northboy said: The current trend for sturdy dog leads/harnesses (the type that fit around the shoulders) make me think every canine is a a support dog. It's not really a trend. Folk just realise strangling a dog isn't really nice. 2 hours ago, Empty It said: c***s that stare into other peoples windows as they walk past to the point they're breaking their neck to look in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Long standing posters changing their username. Who the f**k is HoBNob? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Food packaging with the cooking instructions on the inside of the label, meaning one needs to buy and open the feckin thing first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Northboy said: The current trend for sturdy dog leads/harnesses (the type that fit around the shoulders) make me think every canine is a a support dog. My first encounter with one of these was when my girlfriend was at work on a Saturday morning and asked if I could take her dog out for a walk before I went to the football. No problem, apart from not realising there's about three fasteners and the wee shite broke free and I had to leg it down the road to catch her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 hours ago, BTFD said: Just opened a tasty yoghurt, which was full to the normal level. Stuck a spoon in it and a huge air pocket popped, dropping the level of tasty yoghurt by half. Edit: I also tore a muscle today, but this has ticked me off far more. Did you tear the muscle opening the yoghurt or sticking in the spoon? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Long standing posters changing their username. Who the f**k is HoBNob? I gave up with the Hibs crew. Every few months it's like a whole new group of people. Then the mods started in on the act, presumably to confuse people raging at having picked up a ban - "which one of you c***s used to be Tynierose?!" 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Did you tear the muscle opening the yoghurt or sticking in the spoon? Sticking my cock in the shallow yoghurt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Long standing posters changing their username. Who the f**k is HoBNob? I was never a very good poster if that helps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, BTFD said: Edit: I also tore a muscle today, but this has ticked me off far more. Taking Captain Picard to warp speed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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