Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: f**k, again Who still tests? Man up, it's the cold! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Days Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Just back from Majorca, hotel restaurant was buffet service and had a hot grill area which had three bowls of different sauces. Along came a female, who was old enough to know better, lifted the spoon from one of the bowls of sauce tasted it and put the spoon back in the bowl. She was totally nonplussed about it but her husband heard my comments and said nothing. Staff informed and bowl removed. Clarity B**tard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 21 minutes ago, Crazy Days said: Just back from Majorca, hotel restaurant was buffet service and had a hot grill area which had three bowls of different sauces. Along came a female, who was old enough to know better, lifted the spoon from one of the bowls of sauce tasted it and put the spoon back in the bowl. She was totally nonplussed about it but her husband heard my comments and said nothing. Staff informed and bowl removed. Clarity B**tard. What kind of sauce was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 55 minutes ago, Crazy Days said: Just back from Majorca, hotel restaurant was buffet service and had a hot grill area which had three bowls of different sauces. Along came a female, who was old enough to know better, lifted the spoon from one of the bowls of sauce tasted it and put the spoon back in the bowl. She was totally nonplussed about it but her husband heard my comments and said nothing. Staff informed and bowl removed. Clarity B**tard. Bit of advice at these buffets. Avoid using the serving utensils that dozens of folk have had their grubby paws on, unless you use a napkin -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Bit of advice at these buffets. Avoid using the serving utensils that dozens of folk have had their grubby paws on, unless you use a napkin Even better advice re. these buffets is......... Avoid these fvcking buffets like the plague................ Unless you fancy catching the plague. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Crazy Days said: Just back from Majorca, hotel restaurant was buffet service and had a hot grill area which had three bowls of different sauces. Along came a female, who was old enough to know better, lifted the spoon from one of the bowls of sauce tasted it and put the spoon back in the bowl. She was totally nonplussed about it but her husband heard my comments and said nothing. Staff informed and bowl removed. Clarity B**tard. Should've seen it coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Crazy Days said: Just back from Majorca, hotel restaurant was buffet service and had a hot grill area which had three bowls of different sauces. Along came a female, who was old enough to know better, lifted the spoon from one of the bowls of sauce tasted it and put the spoon back in the bowl. She was totally nonplussed about it but her husband heard my comments and said nothing. Staff informed and bowl removed. Clarity B**tard. You should have put a bullet through its skull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, superwell87 said: What kind of sauce was it? Winner's sauce... Look it up in Roger's Profanisaurus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 6 hours ago, Crazy Days said: Just back from Majorca, hotel restaurant was buffet service and had a hot grill area which had three bowls of different sauces. Along came a female, who was old enough to know better, lifted the spoon from one of the bowls of sauce tasted it and put the spoon back in the bowl. She was totally nonplussed about it but her husband heard my comments and said nothing. Staff informed and bowl removed. Clarity B**tard. Clatty bassa's like that should be extradited on the spot, and have their passports permanently cancelled on return home. Filthy fkr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 The graphics on the athletics not showing the World or Championship records 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) On 26/08/2023 at 09:09, FK1Bairn said: This is either a PTTGOYN or one for the Pregnancy and Parenting thread but from about lunchtime today my 8 year old son has been trying to put an Ultimate FIFA team together via some app/website. He keeps asking me who the best RB/LB/CB/CM/GK's in the world are. I've now realised that my knowledge of world football is really really poor Just have him memorise the Falkirk team. ETA: f**k off @Bairnardo Edited August 28, 2023 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 I watched 80 minutes of the Liverpool game then switched over to watch the end of the Barca game thereby seeing a total of one goal from ten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 On 27/08/2023 at 09:28, Sergeant Wilson said: Who still tests? Man up, it's the cold! 2 folk in my team reported testing positive last week and week before, had to WFH instead of coming into the office. Cough, cough need to have a test next week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 35 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: 2 folk in my team reported testing positive last week and week before, had to WFH instead of coming into the office. Cough, cough need to have a test next week Fair do's, I hadn't thought of the cheat value. Noted for future reference 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 I hope all those testing positive are doing the right thing to protect their grannies by chopping the bottom of their doors off and walking the correct way around the Co-op. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Got stung on the arse by a wasp this morning, which I assume is some sort of revenge for Falkirk humping Alloa at the weekend. Was just strolling along the canal towpath minding my own business when it happened as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Rizzo said: Got stung on the arse by a wasp this morning, which I assume is some sort of revenge for Falkirk humping Alloa at the weekend. Was just strolling along the canal towpath minding my own business when it happened as well. No wasps. Get to Falkirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Rizzo said: Got stung on the arse by a wasp this morning, which I assume is some sort of revenge for Falkirk humping Alloa at the weekend. Was just strolling along the canal towpath minding my own business when it happened as well. They are particularly seething at this time of year as the cold begins to bring the curtain down on a (short) lifetime of being nasty little b*****ds. Spoiler Or at least that's how it was when Barry Ferguson was managing them Edited August 28, 2023 by Bairnardo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: They are particularly seething at this time of year as the cold begins to bring the curtain down on a (short) lifetime of being nasty little b*****ds. Now that I think about it one of our dogs got stung on the arse last week. We must just have a particularly pervy wasp on our walking route. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Days Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Have either broken a tooth or the filling has fallen out - did not feel anything until this morning. Went to dentist first thing and explained what the problem was. Unless it is swollen or I am in extreme pain there is no available appointment until January. The receptionist suggest going to the Chemists and get a temporary filling kit! What a state out Health Service is in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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