Unleash The Nade Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 On 09/04/2024 at 07:04, Wacky said: I posted about this on another thread somewhere. But people who shout your name from another room, and ignore you when you shout back “what” really rips ma nipping FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 8 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: FTFY Sorry, what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Crossing the Tay Bridge just now and some wee girl is looking at the Tay saying "mummy, is that the ocean?! Is that the ocean?!" The mum says "yes, that's the ocean!" (in that voice that they have to do for whatever reason, in case Little Miss Thicko thinks her mum is talking to Mr Skid Row a few seats back). My mind, going mental inside screaming "it's not even the sea, never mind an ocean!" begs me not to correct this blatant mis-truth. I thankfully but grudgingly refrain. I remember playing Under 11's football. We were in a mini bus going from Alloa to Falkirk, over the Kincardine Bridge and one boy genuinely thought we had gone into England. He'd never been out of Alloa before. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Driving round the Falkirk area is just about impossible now. Gas, electrics and water have dug up loads of the roads in the towns and villages. If you manage to find a section of road without roadworks on them, you have to swerve around to avoid the craters that make up 40% of the road surface. Take an example - the roundabout at the Klondyke Garden Centre, which joins the M9 and heads to Grangemouth. It underwent a huge upgrade about 2 years ago, and the surface is horrendous. Potholes have joined forces and formed a posse. I assume it's the same story elsewhere in the country but it's just really annoying the hell out of me right now that I cannot go anywhere without stopping at temporary lights or having my skeleton rattled as my car goes over what feels like railway sidings. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Toilet door locks that have N-S orientation as the locked position. E-W for locked, Shirley? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Driving round the Falkirk area is just about impossible now. Gas, electrics and water have dug up loads of the roads in the towns and villages. If you manage to find a section of road without roadworks on them, you have to swerve around to avoid the craters that make up 40% of the road surface. Take an example - the roundabout at the Klondyke Garden Centre, which joins the M9 and heads to Grangemouth. It underwent a huge upgrade about 2 years ago, and the surface is horrendous. Potholes have joined forces and formed a posse. I assume it's the same story elsewhere in the country but it's just really annoying the hell out of me right now that I cannot go anywhere without stopping at temporary lights or having my skeleton rattled as my car goes over what feels like railway sidings. I was going round that roundabout at Klondyke a few days ago and couldn’t believe how bad it had got even though it was redone a year or 2 ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centralTon Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: Driving round the Falkirk area is just about impossible now. Gas, electrics and water have dug up loads of the roads in the towns and villages. If you manage to find a section of road without roadworks on them, you have to swerve around to avoid the craters that make up 40% of the road surface. Take an example - the roundabout at the Klondyke Garden Centre, which joins the M9 and heads to Grangemouth. It underwent a huge upgrade about 2 years ago, and the surface is horrendous. Potholes have joined forces and formed a posse. I assume it's the same story elsewhere in the country but it's just really annoying the hell out of me right now that I cannot go anywhere without stopping at temporary lights or having my skeleton rattled as my car goes over what feels like railway sidings. ^^^ This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 On 09/04/2024 at 15:48, 19QOS19 said: Uncanny. I can never quite remember the name they chose for their management consultancy business - did they plump for Consultio or Consultius? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 50 minutes ago, sugna said: I can never quite remember the name they chose for their management consultancy business - did they plump for Consultio or Consultius? Constipatio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: I remember playing Under 11's football. We were in a mini bus going from Alloa to Falkirk, over the Kincardine Bridge and one boy genuinely thought we had gone into England. He'd never been out of Alloa before. My mates dad asked him - at 14 - if he wanted to go to Tenerife for his summer holidays. He said his friends are going abroad and he's getting asked to go to Fife. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: I remember playing Under 11's football. We were in a mini bus going from Alloa to Falkirk, over the Kincardine Bridge and one boy genuinely thought we had gone into England. He'd never been out of Alloa before. We went to Duck Bay Marina for a football team Christmas night out and convinced one of the boys he couldn’t cross the Erskine Bridge without a passport. It was his first time leaving Ayrshire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 7 hours ago, Wacky said: Sorry, what? Whoosh!! see earlier “ rips my nipping” quote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Adverts that have to explain how to say their products. Sorry, but yer yogurt is pronounced fage, not not fayeh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 (edited) The constant mentioning/championing of england/the premier league during champions league games between teams not from england. Edited April 10 by GTG_03 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: Driving round the Falkirk area is just about impossible now. Gas, electrics and water have dug up loads of the roads in the towns and villages. If you manage to find a section of road without roadworks on them, you have to swerve around to avoid the craters that make up 40% of the road surface. Take an example - the roundabout at the Klondyke Garden Centre, which joins the M9 and heads to Grangemouth. It underwent a huge upgrade about 2 years ago, and the surface is horrendous. Potholes have joined forces and formed a posse. I assume it's the same story elsewhere in the country but it's just really annoying the hell out of me right now that I cannot go anywhere without stopping at temporary lights or having my skeleton rattled as my car goes over what feels like railway sidings. I'm from Edinburgh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 2 hours ago, GTG_03 said: The constant mentioning/championing of england/the premier league during champions league games between teams not from england. Yet at the same time, you know if commentators didn't say Musonda plays for Ayr/Baccus plays for Booooo!/Whomever, during major tournaments that many fans of those clubs would be livid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Is it just me that reads this as the dog owner that was shot? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 5 minutes ago, Swarley said: Is it just me that reads this as the dog owner that was shot? It's 2 different stories. A dog owner has been shot dead and some guy won't be going to court for some reason. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I remember we were going to T In The Park in 1999 and on the bus when looking out on the way there you could see vague piece of land in the distance through the mist over the sea, a mate asked where it was and was told it was Ireland and he believed it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 13 hours ago, Swarley said: Is it just me that reads this as the dog owner that was shot? I was hoping the video link was good to see what Jim Goodwin there looks so concerned about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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