Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 18 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Its the colour changes that annoy me. The current Scotland strips for example. The home one has a Scotland badge, the away one does not. This changing the colours to match colours of the shirt annoys more than it probably should. Too woke IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 (edited) They’ve put man on the moon, cured small pox and produced sliced bread and yet this still made it off the design ideas board and into production. Edited April 17 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: They’ve put man on the moon, cured small pox and produced sliced bread and yet this still made it off the design ideas board and into production. Is it blocking your access to the glory hole? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 8 minutes ago, Swarley said: Is it blocking your access to the glory hole? That is the glory hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 The hassle of paying my (Santander) credit card bill each month. It took me 4 attempts today, which is quite good by normal standards. It has a habit of letting you fill all your details in and then logging you out right after. I'm convinced it's programmed to do it so folk give up and they get a bit of interest added. I've always wanted to click the "minimum payment" option to see if that would work straight away. I reckon it would for the reason I've just said. Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 On 17/04/2024 at 08:40, Central Belt Caley said: Think I posted about this at the time on here but I had a go at one of my mates for dropping litter when we were waiting on a train at Waverley. His defence was “there’s nae bins” it was only a few sweet papers so told him to pick them up and put them in his pocket til he seen a bin/got home. One of the very few things that will get me seething Presumably they shit themselves when they notice there isn't an available lavvy in their immediate vicinity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Presumably they shit themselves when they notice there isn't an available lavvy in their immediate vicinity. This particular pal in the story, yes, that’s a real possibility. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Got a bit of a sore throat and tickly cough today. Me: Think I'll have a Lemsip. My kettle: Lemsip detected, heating to 1000 degrees celsius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 52 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Got a bit of a sore throat and tickly cough today. Me: Think I'll have a Lemsip. My kettle: Lemsip detected, heating to 1000 degrees celsius. Microwaves not reached Fife yet ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 8 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Microwaves not reached Fife yet ? Heating any kind of hot drink in the microwave is at best strange, and at worst a war crime. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 23 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Microwaves not reached Fife yet ? Microwave energy is dampened by the Fife Fields of Misery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Anybody else never owned a microwave? Do not see the point. I can do everything on a normal cooker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 This absolute w**k The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. To quote Niles Crane: "If you tortured that metaphor any more you'd be before a tribunal in the Hague." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Anybody else never owned a microwave? Do not see the point. I can do everything on a normal cooker. You'll be saying you don't have an air fryer next. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 15 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: You'll be saying you don't have an air fryer next. 16 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: You'll be saying you don't have an air fryer next. I do. My kitchen bit of kit of choice, however, is a potato ricer. Game changer if you like your mashed totties.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Anybody else never owned a microwave? Do not see the point. I can do everything on a normal cooker. Can you microwave a tin of beans on a normal cooker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Just now, scottsdad said: Can you microwave a tin of beans on a normal cooker? You need to decant them into a pot first.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 23 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: You need to decant them into a pot first.. That's crazy! You can't put a pot in the microwave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This absolute w**k The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. To quote Niles Crane: "If you tortured that metaphor any more you'd be before a tribunal in the Hague." Is one of Taylor's songs called "Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning"? If not she can f**k off. Signed Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 7 hours ago, scottsdad said: That's crazy! You can't put a pot in the microwave. You CAN...but probably should not. https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/you-asked/can-you-heat-food-metal-container-microwave-oven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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