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Not really petty, but when your late train misses your last available connection by a minute.  Would rather be half an hour later than just a minute tbh.

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28 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

GP practices cancelling your appointment at short notice and giving you another appointment fucking weeks away.

 

Funny. If you do that to them they usually charge you.

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There's a fridge magnet at my other half's maw's hoose that cheeses me off every time I go there.  Why you ask? Because it says:

Göteborg

Sweden

 

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The wee, tiny freezer at the top of our wee, tiny fridge being so rammed that it gets left ever so slightly ajar overnight so it defrost the things at the front whilst simultaneously producing a load of ice  on it's wee tiny walls.

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Held up coming home from work today because the wee midget Tory PM can’t be inconvenienced by having to stop at a roundabout. 

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31 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

Settled down on the couch for the playoff game only to find there's no football on the BBC tonight. Thought they were covering the playoffs?

It's on Sky for some reason

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Social media ridiculous censorship.  These companies and their algorithms  know far more about me than any traditional media yet are constantly  trying to prevent any content have any sweary words or 'sensitive' content like I'm a 4 year old.

Meanwhile they have moderators ticking off openly abusive content as not conflicting their guidelines.  

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11 hours ago, parsforlife said:

Social media ridiculous censorship.  These companies and their algorithms  know far more about me than any traditional media yet are constantly  trying to prevent any content have any sweary words or 'sensitive' content like I'm a 4 year old.

Meanwhile they have moderators ticking off openly abusive content as not conflicting their guidelines.  

Quite right.

If you want to look up frotting or felching on social media, you should be able to do so with the benevolent hand of Elon Musk on your shoulder and happy thoughts of Mark Zuckerberg's face foremost in your mind. 

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13 hours ago, parsforlife said:

Social media ridiculous censorship.  These companies and their algorithms  know far more about me than any traditional media yet are constantly  trying to prevent any content have any sweary words or 'sensitive' content like I'm a 4 year old.

Meanwhile they have moderators ticking off openly abusive content as not conflicting their guidelines.  

I know. It's a f**king pain in the a*rse, the stupid w**king c**ts. Even on here you can't say John McVeigh is quite possibly a tit. 

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Virgin Media fault near the house meaning I've had to physically go into the office on a Friday. Rebooted my router about 40 times this morning to try connecting my laptop for work only to receive a text from Virgin about 9.40 saying there's a fault in the area. 

Their website is saying the fault might not be fixed until after 2pm tomorrow 🙄

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14 hours ago, parsforlife said:

Social media ridiculous censorship.  These companies and their algorithms  know far more about me than any traditional media yet are constantly  trying to prevent any content have any sweary words or 'sensitive' content like I'm a 4 year old.

Meanwhile they have moderators ticking off openly abusive content as not conflicting their guidelines.  

Ex-Partick Thistle boss John McVeigh threatened to knock Michael Keaton out  when he kissed him – The Scottish Sun | The Scottish Sun

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6 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I know. It's a f**king pain in the a*rse, the stupid w**king c**ts. Even on here you can't say John McVeigh is quite possibly a tit. 

I think John McVeigh is a tit is censored to John McVeigh is a tit on here, but I'm not sure if John McVeigh is a tit is censored to John McVeigh is a tit. Madness.

Meanwhile, I believe *** and tim are censored due to the woke snowflakery of a now-banned poster, while a certain genuinely offensive word rhyming with 'tigger' is still entirely fine. Go figure.

Edit: that answers the John McVeigh is a tit question, but apparently a tim is fine too, so let the whataboutery commence!

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4 hours ago, BFTD said:

I think John McVeigh is a tit is censored to John McVeigh is a tit on here, but I'm not sure if John McVeigh is a tit is censored to John McVeigh is a tit. Madness.

Meanwhile, I believe *** and tim are censored due to the woke snowflakery of a now-banned poster, while a certain genuinely offensive word rhyming with 'tigger' is still entirely fine. Go figure.

Edit: that answers the John McVeigh is a tit question, but apparently a tim is fine too, so let the whataboutery commence!

I believe it was equated with the Irish f-word (not feck), as a craven cave-in to NilbyMouth's utter nonsense hot take. Because one Northern Irish pallet burner felt offended and was definitely legitimate in this claim of victimisation. 

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4 hours ago, BFTD said:

while a certain genuinely offensive word rhyming with 'tigger' is still entirely fine.

That really is an "only in Scotland" type thing. Maybe in Ireland as well but it's pretty wild.

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On 23/05/2024 at 20:27, jimbaxters said:

The wee, tiny freezer at the top of our wee, tiny fridge being so rammed that it gets left ever so slightly ajar overnight so it defrost the things at the front whilst simultaneously producing a load of ice  on it's wee tiny walls.

^^Lives in a dolls house 

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14 hours ago, FK1Bairn said:

Virgin Media fault near the house meaning I've had to physically go into the office on a Friday. Rebooted my router about 40 times this morning to try connecting my laptop for work only to receive a text from Virgin about 9.40 saying there's a fault in the area. 

Their website is saying the fault might not be fixed until after 2pm tomorrow 🙄

I'm with these charlatans too, hope your issue gers fixed quicker than mine. The recent fault/outage in our area rendered the service virtually unusable to half the town for about a week.

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